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Yo I'm on the job hunt and it's not going well if someone needs a guy to go stand on the street near their enemy's house and make loud monkey noises all night long hmu.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe the most illustrative sentence about what’s going on that I’ve read in weeks.

submitted 5 days ago • 337 comments

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

submitted 20 days ago • 22 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 94 comments

they got rid of all these guys

submitted 13 days ago • 31 comments

With alt text

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to spend too much time on this but in like the last days on reddit I've seen 1) recommending AI to write scripts to use with a live partner, and 2) bragging about having fun role playing "hypnotizing" an AI. It's like, soul-pain for me :( Hypnosis is so human...

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

toraware #art

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

yup

submitted 17 days ago • 390 comments

This is what erasing history looks like. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #Stonewall

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

these guys spent 60 kajillion dollars to make a computer forget how to do math

submitted 18 days ago • 124 comments

the equivalent of your mom telling you you have to play with the weirdo neighbor kid so he doesn’t feel bad

submitted 19 days ago • 29 comments

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD

submitted 20 days ago • 51 comments

The American Right is literally just banning words that they don't like and people are still pretending they are pro freedom of speech

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Trans girl comphet is pretty damn real, it delayed my transition for a significant time because the idea of "trans woman who is a lesbian" was just Not Accessible to me Comphomo? Touch grass. Realize that "trans woman who is a lesbian" breaks cishet brains the first time you bring it up.

submitted 23 days ago • 53 comments

God honestly a lot of places discussing sapph*c book recs are just incredibly cooked. So much 'ugh I only want wholesome characters who communicate in perfect therapyspeak, this book I read was so problematic because one lead is 28 and the other is 32--gross!'

submitted 25 days ago • 43 comments

NASA did a feature on me last year. It was up this weekend but now when you click on the link you get a 404 message.

submitted 26 days ago • 125 comments

y’all are NOT ready for how insane I’m going to be about this book. mechs, lesbians, AND greek mythology? you’re kidding.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

pandering

submitted 28 days ago • 22 comments

the only reason trans art isn't popular is because trans people are suppressed. our themes are human themes that resonate with everyone. choice. autonomy. resistance. when given the resources, we have altered the course of artistic history. trans people will always make great art

submitted 29 days ago • 11 comments

Cheaper To Delete Diseases Than Cure Them, Says New CDC Director

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

I'm being very selective in the news stories I'm sharing. There are some things that I'm just not going to reskeet. I do not want to add more panic and fear to the discourse.

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

my wife (roleplaying as a pothole): ooooh my that’s an awfully nice ass-phalt you’ve got there me (tipping my hard hat and straightening my lace safety vest): thank you madam pothole, i’ve been sent here by the city to come fill you up

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

submitted 32 days ago • 328 comments

I need you to get on a plane and fly to Belgium. When you get to airport, you want to go to the basement. That's where the trains are. You need to take the first train to Brussels central. From there, take the first train to Bruges. When you get to Bruges -

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

If one argues that teachers are "illegally attempting to practice medicine" by acknowledging trans youth, that retroactively means the previous EO banning trans healthcare for minors applies. Trans affirmation in public institutions, period, is effectively criminalized now. Do you believe us yet?

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

GOOD NEWS: A federal court temporarily halted President Trump's order to freeze all federal funding, including grants for public health, education, and safety. Trump's order would have devastating consequences for communities in every corner of the nation. Our leaders must block it for good.

submitted 33 days ago • 35 comments

feeling unstoppable now that I have great tits AND correct opinions

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

POV you’re trying to make serious art about the serious problems of the world but everything about it is stupid and absurd

submitted 35 days ago • 24 comments

Bete Noire(2), 36x36, acrylic on panel, up at ICA MECA Feb. 7th

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

gonna try and unplug from bsky for a day or two af least. the little bit I’ve spent here today has just made me wayyyy more scared than I already was. stay safe, take care of yourself ✌️

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Today and in the coming days, remember

submitted 42 days ago • 293 comments

when a random mario meme post suddenly inspires you to do an art

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

now is the time to call your Senators, again, and ask them not to vote for this horrifying attack on trans people Republicans need seven Dem votes to get this through the Senate - they got TWO in the House, which has many more members they can block this, and they must

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I wish Sharkitty was real

submitted 48 days ago • 60 comments

I swear to god if I stop being a freak and a weirdo on here now that several irl friends know about this acc someone needs to come put me down

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

it is, rather unfortunately, time to text my ex

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

study finds that the transgender witch hunt is statically speaking, a witch hunt

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes, late at night, when it's dark and my wife is asleep, I like to indulge my deepest desires and google the twimst cat

submitted 56 days ago • 17 comments

I'm sick of this WOKE DEI crap 😤 Disney hired a BISEXUAL to paint its villains and LOOK at what happened 😡

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Over the last month, 206 authors, critics, editors, and diehard readers came together to vote on the best transfeminine literature of 2024. This is the inaugural TFR Reader’s Choice Awards! 🥳

submitted 62 days ago • 32 comments