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🔞 18+ ONLY 🔞 with gay furry (and IRL (eventually)) pics, absurdity, and more. | 🏳️‍🌈 34M introvert gay dragon (single) 🏳️‍🌈 | He/Him All a.i artists get blocked
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In the news: Chuck Wonder's thunderous cunt defeats yet another would-be villain. More at 11.

I don't blame Gandalf for wanting alone time with the Balrog

Peen: ✅️ Clean

"London Bridge" must've been written by the world's worst engineering firm.

"Balduran claimed a guardian and friend, Ansur. Bright were Ansur’s scales, and brighter still his breath!"

Ceolacanth? No, not much anymore.

Nonpareil? Why not?

It's the biggest night of the year for fans of kicking each other's oddly-shaped balls.

anti-trans and anti-porn rhetoric are identical. both… frame as “protecting the vulnerable” erase personal agency from the people involved weaponize “concerned parents” use regret narratives are based in moral panic, fueled by misinformation and pseudoscience result in censorship laws

It's a shame that there's only one restaurant for pan people, Pan-Era Bread. Ok also Pan-Da Express.

Kissy Teasing 🥴💋 Super fun custom animation for @novus724.bsky.social and @zaide.bsky.social 💮 #furry #animation #anthro

Good morning

Getting bread on Saturday night. (Banana bread)

🎶 pee-ing at work 🎶 🎶 pee-ing at work 🎶 🎶 peeing on the floor because I'm. A. Jerk. 💦 🎶

Furry convention hotel booking tips: First-come-first-serve. Tips 1/4 (From my other acct) 1. Have an existing account with each hotel chain. (Some cons use the hotel websites, some transfer over later.) 2. Know ahead of time the hotel stay dates, whether it's the con dates, leaving next day, etc.

At the gym it's ok to make loud orgasm noises regularly.

Still no bois in my bed

Coming up at 11: Lighting farts for warmth? We investigate the hottest winter trend. More at 11.

Love doing this with friends

Tom Cum invented cumming in 1979. Before that, men shot one giant missle-like sperm. Aim mattered.

Stay strong and know you’re loved!

More pickup lines: -"Hey bb, are you cold? Cause I can pump you with heat all night long." -"Hey bb, I'm autistic, and sex is my special interest. Want me to show you?" -"Hey bb, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Did my mating call work?"

Fransisco Pistori (1597-1635) was the first to write about watersports.

Comm for @tulnek.bsky.social !

Save a horse and a cowboy by riding a dragon 🐉

Hart Plantpot and the Enchanted Foreskin Hart Plantpot and the Insurance Deductible Hart Plantpot and the High Cholesterol Hart Plantpot and the Piss Hydrant

Hnng

Underwear but I'm not wearing them

At this point, anyone who follows you with "(Comm Open)" or anything related in their name, block immediately. They've all been aeii fartists so far.

Popufurs have premade apology videos for every occasion

I'll take a boyfoe at this point.

My bench grinder broke, so I downloaded this app called Grindr, but the people coming over won't fix it 😭

It's almost 2025 AD, which is also how many AD accounts I follow.

Remember to have sex with your free credit report regularly