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Your second-favorite MexiCelt. Organic lifeform trying to make sense of this world. Proud cat parent, gamer, history enthusiast, and casual observer of unfolding chaos. Disclaimer: this feed is NOT curated. 36/TX/Married life rocks πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🧿 Have a nice day. 🧿
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Oh, please let us have a Battle of the Man Buns #wwe

who wore it better 🧐 #WWE

Samiiiiii πŸŽ‰ #wwe

Pros: everyone is a friend, great with kids, literal walking cloud Cons: prone to wandering out of his jurisdiction (if you've ever had a Pyr, you know πŸ˜…)

Exciting: first wedding anniversary LFG~πŸŽ‰ Not as exciting: we're both kinda sick πŸ™ƒ Seeing as we're both sort of in our "Eww, people" era, spending the day just hanging out together is still a win. Plus I (unwisely? We'll see) cleaned/rearranged the living room for a little surprise. Now, coffee...

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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

I woke back up craving Thanksgiving food. Methinks the universe is giving my fat ass a sign πŸ˜…

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ads should be suspended during live coverage of major news events. I'm not interested in watching the 500th iteration of y'all trying to shove some mediocre action flick down my throat during the Pope's funeral.

*gets job alert* "Oh, cool" *clicks literally two seconds after notification appears* "...oh" πŸ™ƒ

Our community is heartbroken. Grateful for the stories, the legacy. Other than that, words are hard to come by right now.

Would that we could fight the intangible. What a fucking shitshow of a day. I hope someone out there is having a better one.

Today's vibe 🫠

Catching up on NXT during a break from irl shenanigans. I know it's dumb af in the grand world-on-fire scheme of things, but I'm glad to see more of Joe Hendry πŸ€­πŸ™πŸ½ #wwe

Getting completely wrong search results bc the engine refuses to use my specific terms for a song from another country is on the same level as captions saying "speaking foreign language" 🀬

We got a nice gullywasher this morning. πŸ’– I'm content.

I successfully dodged remaster news till I was able to get home, and hoo boy, looks like it's time to get a Series X 🀀

I'm here for it Fuck it, we ride at dawn #wwe

Well, today is certainly a day. 🫠

-ample PAID sick and vacation time -non toxic work culture

Is the Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion remaster release date in the room with us right now?

when you become a regional manager

"Look, if I could brainwash your darling crotch goblins, I'd make them read the syllabus, turn in their assignments on time, and be absolutely allergic to GenAI." -- every professor everywhere.

RIP.

Feeling very whelmed. Yep yep #wwe

I'm old enough to remember when this storyline had something to do with The Rock. #wrestlemania

One thing about WWE, they gonna force Logan down our throats

Well, Hendry might've gone right into the meat grinder, but that was still pretty fun. We love to see it #wwe

My Flabbers have been gasted! OMFG!!! I half expect my neighbors to call for a wellness check with that scream I let out!! I believe in Joe Hendry πŸ€£πŸ™Œ #wwe #wrestlemania41 #wrestlemania #wrestlesky#wwesky

Did you know: According to #Statbot3000, Randy Orton currently has a 50% chance of victory, but that could all change when his opponent is revealed… #WrestleMania #WWE

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

Night 2 already cooked night 1 in fish grease #wrestlemania #wwe

Penta stroll so fucking clean. #WWE #Wrestlemania

Idk if Iyo Sky parties like that but 10/10 would absolutely drink with her #wwe

Video: here's a smug, "unique" intellectual deep-dive Also video: overabundance of uptalk? and vocal fry

Can we please get a jojo siwa x chappell roan wwe style fight

Shocked. Shocked, I tell you /s #wwe

One of the best entrances in #Wrestlemania history for THE BEST IN THE WORLD...CM PUNK!!! #WWE