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My 6yo kid keeps asking me about the "olden days" when I was his age where kids had to work and teachers could hit kids and there was no food. I was born mid 80's and I am telling him mineshaft chimney sweep stories right now.

When you determine a continents' and global life by a conveniently discovered excel formula that just cleanly deletes stuff, you are in control. #elonmusk #trump #newworld #newworldorder

In all seriousness, how do you befriend a raven?

Multi-thread Atheist: Get up in the morning. Feed the kids, play around. All have breakfast for the rest & get ready for school. Once the kids are gone, I tell my partner I Iove her & off we go to work. We joke with friends & do our job.....

Great! We have a "clandestine" (there was very open warnings) but very effective manipulating force from the east that was blossoming but achieved it's goal (but seems to be failing materially)..... and on the west we have a force that was pollinated longer than we care to admit and will now bloom.

A photo from Dublin Airport showing a lot of cancellations for early Friday

With the unusually strong storm arriving in Ireland in a few hours, I really hope someone appreciates the trampoline that I have been wanting to dispose of #storm #ireland #StormÉowyn but seriously, stay fucking safe. I know people shout "exaggerated", but I'd rather that than people get hurt.

In case I ever have a John Wick moment, it will be assured that the Plump DJ's will provide the backing track. It'll take a minute for my foes to adjust to the situation. But by then I am breaking bones in tunes to the breakbeat.

Cooking channels on YouTube can be great. But I really wish they'd hol' up & don't assume everyone has a full scale fast food level griddle, jet afterburner powered wok, industrial smoker or multi level BBQ grilling facilities. Or be able to store 17 cuts of beef in various stages.

Is there a good way to share with newbies on blocklists and what to look out for? #blocklist #newtobluesky

Mark my words: Andrew Wakefield will show up again as an advisor for US vaccine scheduling and mandates.

As usual, unfortunately incredibly on point: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R19... @jonathanpienews.bsky.social #jonathanpie

I wonder if the financial success of Space Marine 2 and it's absolutely no predatory methods to make money might sway some opinion in the industry? #spacemarine2

You want art? Narration, wordsmithing, world building and characters? Then Bobby Fingers is the one for you. This goes beyond Joe Rogan. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4V... #bobbyfingers

Had my COVID booster a few weeks ago and my mobile 5G reception has been insane. I for one am glad Pfizer went into telecommunications. #vaccines #medicine #vax #pfizer

NZXT really fucked up with their response. As Soprano associate Brendan Filone (Hijack, byejack) once said: "It's like not only does he shit on our heads, we're supposed to say thanks for the hat?" #nzxt #pcgaming #pchardware

Can we just assume that we will have to accept waves of "controlled" infections and diseases going out into the world at an alarming rate? If we are talking about something to actively drink rather than being unwillingly exposed to, then I think we all need to updating our vax schedules.

I'm glad Ireland, as bloated & mismanaged the bureaucracy of our health system is, the workers are magic & amazing. The US system is absolute madness. Here, nobody taking the absolute last peasants frustrational symbolic avenue of letting their grievance known at a ratio of 1 to endless thousands.

It's nice when your 6 year old is asking you about what it was like when I was a kid. But then frames it "how it was in the olden days". I was born in the mid 80's.

After frost and snow the last 4 days, we are now in for typical summer weather patterns. In winter. And yes, in the west it will hit 14 degrees Celsius in a few hours from 2 degrees while being at storm strength. So yes, we are as confused by the numbers as our American cousins.

The joys of having a new tiny little kitten are the tiny imaginative places to find kitten poo.

Great interview from @guruspod.bsky.social with @flintdibble.bsky.social . It appears the message is, history and archaeology is endlessly fascinating. Don't make it fucking weird. pca.st/episode/0c4e...

To ensure clarity, was there no voting irregularities? Why is there absolutely no talk about rigging all of a sudden? Where are the lawsuits?

Episode 248: Election Stress If you’re stressed about this election, you’re not alone. I’m joined by a Yogi, a therapist and a Sharky to talk about ways of processing what’s happening in a productive and calm-ish manner. Listen & share! iTunes: tinyurl.com/ycxw3r9f

My cat is relaxed this Sunday. This is what we all should be.

Culinary experiences by Irishmen, wonderful commentary www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xwu...

To this day, no company has shown return to office productivity stats. At every all hands or other corporate gatherings I can only hear the same mantra "we work best together and in person", "Collaboration" etc.....

Joe Rogan had @flintdibble.bsky.social on bringing facts. It was to debate an old friend that masturbates his long held theories. He was so annoyed. He brought on the other guy again so he can have the debate without the facts he resented. Hancok's Netflix show is ass www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIJZ...

I wonder when people on YouTube will notice the very specific profile of russian troll farm user is firing up nonsense conversations? They are surprisingly easy to spot but there does not seem to be much talk about them apart from cyber-circles

I absolutely was not aware that there is a YouTube genre dedicated to taking apart, in detail, the Joe Rogansphere of undying 250 remaining true warriors of comedy. All of which are comedy murderers, killing it! These videos are very fascinating.