turntopagex.bsky.social
Just another sad idiot wasting your time-line.
Tributes to my pets/sons (Inigo, Paris), bad jokes, political takes, insomnia, disability, random thoughts, choose your own adventure enthusiasm. Obsessed with Severance.
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Me thinking about the sweet release of death…
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That was the wAr On tERroR !!! Never forget we needs our oils and we hate people.
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Rafael is actually a way cooler name than Ted. 😂
But I don’t think deadnaming someone just because they deadname others is the way to go, because then you’re still justifying deadnaming and saying it’s okay in some situations?
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Hell yeah!
We don’t stan Carlson, but we do like to see someone finally doing their job right and not just kissing the ass of whoever they’re interviewing.
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Madalah. That’s beautiful.
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Thank you for telling me about her.
May her memory be a blessing.
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Thanks for the interaction! Have a good rest of your day and I hope your pill is useful.
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😂
That’s quite a recipe, but I certainly don’t want to be MORE alert, especially not right now.
I’d sell that homemade meth, trade it for some h or fenny.
Let’s rework this.
1 can of beer
500mg naproxen
50 mg melatonin
H or f to taste
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Sadly that’s probably a drop in the bucket for them.
I’m glad they’re being held someone accountable.
Also that amount of money is incomprehensible for most people. When money reaches a certain level, most of us are just like “yeah, a lot.” Like we don’t understand how much a billion is.
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I’d like to see him in a fist fight with Ben Shapiro though.
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It is the worst thing to go through, imo.
14 years is a long time to have a little buddy and then be without her. It must have been awful to have just had her one minute and not have been able to say goodbye, just there’s her lifeless body. 🫂 Sleeping without them is excruciating. What was her name
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NyQuil and tequila are both gross, but desperate times call for desperate measures, so a tequila NyQuil cocktail it is!
Also now that song is gonna be in my head all day. 😂
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😂
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What was she allergic to, and can we get some more of that and send it her way in mass quantities, and just happen to be in the area and have our own emergencies so that the hospitals and ambulances are too busy with us? 🤔
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+slides you a $20 hoping for a dopey+
I’ve had quite enough of this achy, foggy, and screamy, tyvm.
Also reading this reminded me of a commercial for I think NyQuil? That ends with “get some sleep so you can feel better medication”
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There is only one way to stop the almighty arthritis!
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That is so beyond fucked.
Was that the poor nurse who wasn’t taken seriously at the hospital she fucking worked at when she had blood clots and then stroked out or is this another case of this?
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I’m jelly
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Probably just trying to win points with Kristi Noem for the If Hell’s Real VIP section? Idk. That’d be my only guess. A golden retriever is no guard doggo, for sure. Not like dog is gonna be like, “why you in my house?” Without the second part being “to give head pats?”
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ACAB!
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Awww 🥰
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😂
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Pshh… how is this the morally correct thing when these birds keep having sex AND CHILDREN out of wedlock?!?
The Bible says thou shalt not kill, and this MURDER of two is a perfect example of why not!
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Tbh I enjoyed reading his shit talking screen grabs that came out when he lost his Fox News job.
Obviously the man has no integrity to take that job and peddle the shit he said on tv.
Is it better to be unscrupulous and greedy, lying about shit for money, or genuinely believe the stuff said on FN?
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Kinda counts…
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Yeeeeah!!
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Yeeeeah!!!
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That’s awesome!!!
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Thanks for taking care of these puppers and trying to get them homes!
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We knew about it long before Musk tweeted about it. People just either forgot or didn’t care.
If you want more people to care, maybe get Kendrick Lamar to flash that smirk and do catchy song about it at the next Superb Owl event.
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Two things can be true at the same time.
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That part!
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Probably. Things aren’t bad enough, we need trucker hats and poorly designed flames. 🔥
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“The pain is just your body telling your brain something needs attention, so try mindfulness meditation, and you won’t feel the pain anymore” gtfo
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Show the receipt 🧾, demand a refuck.
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Cops gonna cop.
#acab
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Do the hats happen when they’re alive or when they’re dead and right before the consumption?
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Wrong! It’s where vampires drink your between cycles vajayjay blood. 🩸
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This one?
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I hope the steroid shots work for you, but if not you can try the synvisc shots.
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Mirth? In this economy?!?
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Got a real bone to pick with whoever designed this crap.
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What an iconic post!