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When you order something from Cochon the invoice comes with a thank you card and they’re fastened together with a pig paper clip and I love this

don’t put liquid smoke in your gumbo or your chili (our chili cookoff is next weekend), I can taste it immediately and will just throw it away in front of you, garbage ass flavor

Thinking of buying this painting. Been looking at it for weeks.

Economic good fortune is the product of circumstance and not virtue 99% of the time. Most billionaires are fucking morons.

Oh my god what a small world. Your stuff is incredible!

Found the hat online. This company makes some legitimately great stuff

Get a load of this fucking asshole @repstephenlynch.bsky.social getting asked to do more about our current constitutional crisis

Took Lucy to visit my mom’s dog for the day because I’ve got a gumbo cookoff to properly enjoy for the next 4 hours

A year ago today a commercial company in conjunction with nasa sent a lander to the moon and it tipped over when it landed because it had a dumbass art display from Jeff Koons that he was trying to turn into nfts.

Talking to my pharmacist: Jim, have you had any requests from folks wanting to update their mmr vaccine? I haven’t, why? “Well you know, 77 million dumbasses put an anti-vax nutjob in charge of the Dept of Health” Old man behind me: he’s going to make America healthy again “Found a dumbass.”

A year ago today a commercial company in conjunction with nasa sent a lander to the moon and it tipped over when it landed because it had a dumbass art display from Jeff Koons that he was trying to turn into nfts.

11 year old niece has discovered chain letters. I remember getting one on paper in 4th grade before they went full AOL email.

Did not know Duncan Jones was here. Moon is a masterpiece, Warcraft was much better than it was given credit for. But we both know his pops was afraid of Americans.

lmao this is honestly fuckin hilarious

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