twesq.bsky.social
Roll Tide/Wave, Who Dat. Donate money to your local food bank. Expect typos.
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He’s been in a few movies. He’s a goddamn giant and we watch reacher because he’s a giant who fucks people up. I need the giant fight now.
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I get that and respect you being responsible. I went to the range at 8 this morning then took Lucy to her check-up at the vet at 9:30. I am the leftist who doesn’t play.
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Buddy I don’t take chances there. If I’m talking shit I’m strapped.
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He’s not right. That’s not how civil service works.
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They are all cowards. “You’re a full-diapered dipshit. I want to thank your remedial ass for destroying American hegemony for all future generations, you slack-jawed ignorant fuck.” They walk away every time.
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I wear this one most Saturday morning to the farmer’s market because I know it will offend shitheads.
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If you’re wearing a maga hat or shirt at the farmer’s market, the Publix, or the gas station, I’m calling you a stupid fucking dipshit to your face. It’s happening. Fuck conflict avoidance, I want your old ass to swing at me.
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I want y’all to know that I am 100% that asshole and I talk shit to these fucking dipshits every chance I’m afforded. I will absolutely call you a stupid fuck to your face for this bullshit we’re in now. That’s MY white privilege.
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Obligatory
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lol chicken pox vaccine my ass was one giant chicken poc when I was 5 years old for a whole week. Shit was fucking miserable. I wish we’d had that.
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But I’m torn because he also told me he would do a commission if I found a shitty landscape painting at a thrift store and I feel like that’s more my game because it involves an adventure.
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His stuff is so hard to get and I’ve liked some of his pieces more that have sold before I could get them but I love the staging of this one
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And the actual daily existence of being a billionaire contains a built-in sledgehammer to your cognitive capabilities. Your wealth precludes you being surrounded by honest people, so you’re consistently reinforced by sycophants in every aspect of your delusions, a reinforcing cycle of batshit.
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This store fuckin rocks. dirtycoast.com?srsltid=AfmB...
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Oh I like that!
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Oh hell yes
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That’s them! Never heard of it before.
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lol yes he is
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There was a man cooking gumbo wearing a blue hat that said “Make Crawfish $1.87/LB Again” and I want one
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the fuckin balls on this man. These people have forgotten who they work for.
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I didn’t take any pics of it but put a scoop of potato salad in the bowl instead of a scoop of rice and pour the gumbo on top.
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A proper gumbo contains potato salad instead of rice, I’ll die on this hill.
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Lmao
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I have had 25 different gumbos. I am content.
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It’s my preferred method. Had one with lobster. That was interesting.
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Only one so far served with potato salad. It’s been by far the best
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Lotta undercooked rouxs so far and someone served theirs with a damn fried okra garnish. Had one excellent one so far
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Who’s this generation’s Smedley Butler?
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I mean, yeah, but I can fix her lol
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lol I use that one a lot. Perfect screencap
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this is the correct response
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ticktock, man
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imagine you’re a kid and this is your mom, you’re never recovering from that
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Fair point.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member - Groucho Marx