twigtheferret.bsky.social
He/him | just here to have fun :)
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MONDAY BELIEVERS RISEEEEEEEE
SUNDAY BELIEVERS ARE WEAK
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Do not be fooled the week starts on Monday
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I killed spongebob
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I give up I’m going back to watching Instagram reels
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MELANIEEEE MY FAVORITE YAY
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I’m good I just thought it would be funny to go on Bluesky and lie about Taco Bell
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they’re playing go fish in the break room without you. you weren’t invited
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Penn and Teller’s blood is in every hot sauce packet .Thet are not allowed to leave Taco Bell HQ
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They legally have to put extra lettuce in your food if your shoes are too loud
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The tomato particles have been known to shatter glass when Estonian serial killers are present, however this has only been used as evidence in 3 trials
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The prices are so high because it’s hard for them to handle the 5 dimensional cheese that they put in nearly every item
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The Crunchwrap idea was stolen from the shark of wisdom (she turns yellow outside of water) and the tortillas are made from a substance that grows on her teeth after being fed white crayon flavored Jello
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You don’t wanna know why nacho fries never stay long…. It’s best not to think about it
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Susnet sansdorm next 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Fire
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New hardest soon!!!!!! How the hell is this an actual thing you’re doing
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Yup still love women
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 17
Haircut perfectly shaped like the hat that goes on top of it, really funny when you take the hat off
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 16
Host a cool hat competition to promote your hat store that the winner gets a coupon for, but the coupon actually makes the purchase MORE expensive. buy one get ZERO! or uhhhh 50% ON instead of OFF. Or just like 2 cents more expensive
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(I had reeeeally sour bubble gum earlier)
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 15
Ask someone to put on a party hat real quick. Don’t go into any buildings or keep them waiting for you. Make it clear you are not coming back. This is now their party hat and they can do whatever they want with it
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 14
Wear a witch or wizard hat (something tall and pointy) and ask a stranger if they want to see what is under your hat. It is a traffic cone! Put it on their head and leave. People with cones on their head come out from a bush and welcome them to the club
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 13
Wear a green fedora. This one isn’t really a prank but like no one ever wears green hats
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 12
Put on a hat that says the wrong day of the week. If someone tells you it’s wrong, take it off to show a hat beneath with a different day. Repeat until all weekday hats are removed but Thursday (you have no Thursday hat). “Oh.. this is why I hate Thursday!!”
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 11 (you need beans for this one)
Get a beanie and put a lot of beans under it and have it “accidentally” fall off on public so you have to put all the beans back in before putting it back on your head
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Funny prank idea involving hats PART 10
Sombrero with candy in it that you offer to people
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 9
Wear a poorly made clone of the Disneyland Mickey Mouse Ear hats and ask someone what they think of your Harold Hamster Ears from Schmisneyland
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Funny prank ideas involving hats PART 8
Propellor hat (secretly a drone) that starts trying to fly away from you in a crowd of people