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in 1984 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection
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this is true but i still really really like it. i should look into if there's any like kaizo mods for it

persona 6 should have a fiona apple song in it

changing my legal name to Vlone Brian

future keeps on asking me to show my hole in dms.

locked tf in!!!

mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..."

new jubilee video where we get 12 men with poor dental hygiene and dangle them by their feet above the grand canyon

fuck its my first day at gay guy high school. hope they dont find out im straight

got banned off hinge and tinder fuck my baka life time for grindr :(

drain gang for life man you dont even know

most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge

7:58

off to a great start

old people deserve to be lonely

my ted talk: *walks up on stage* "folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine" *5 minutes of silence* "haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags" *leaves stage* that's my ted talk

wouldnt let an ikemen talk to me like that personally. take these slow strokes beautiful

lord forgive me i spent the rent money on the balenciaga adidas sock heels

KlonopinLesbian: put my cat down yesterday. fiv got too bad and she was suffering. ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3 WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak*

if she had any political acumen she would've just taken summa this then

fuck this

@cashewdj.bsky.social reminder. u prob wont be able to handle the spice on the biriyani im bringing cuz ur a fucking mayo monkey. maybe if you douse it in salaan and raita but i doubt it. ghee rice should be fine tho

does anyone know what the deal with this is? can't find any info on this on rym or genius

embarrassing having beef with a 9th and 6th grader but omfg i do not like my parents close friends kids. the parents are super nice and cool but the kids are obnoxious shitheads that walk all over their parents. no manners in the slightest

transgenders who happen to be lesbians are low aura individuals. lesbians who happen to be transgenders are high aura individuals.

white boys when they get to make their dads imessage pfp heihachi mishima

shoutout jewish people

was sucking on a penis when suddenly it sucked me back