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Driver of ambulances, rider of bikes. Green party member 💚
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Physical inactivity among adults contributes to 1 in 6 deaths in the UK and costs the NHS over £1 billion each year Build more bike lanes, end car dependency

A few pics from this week's commute. Finally riding home in the sunshine for what feels like months. #tern #orox #sheffield #wharncliffewood

Another Halfords special in a&e. Backwards forks for the win.

Now this is another level insane, this car was blocking the hyper acute stroke entrance at our local hospital. But it's okay, they had taken the time to put their blue badge out...

Attending a cat 2 job (time critical, life threatening) stopped by a neighbour for ruining their grass, wanted to question me on how much of an emergency I was on. Yeah I could have parallel parked but I can't do it without a banksman which just adds time. It's not his grass btw, it will regrow.

The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.

Finally able to put the 29er back on the front. Fingers crossed I won't brake about spoke. #tern #orox #ebike #ecargo #ecargobike #mtb #sheffield

Fox valley drink stop. #sheffield #tern #orox #GSD

It turns out being dangerously close passed by an ambulance that you know is going on fox valley standby, works wonders for your Strava times. #shouldknowbetter

Deary pre-evening shift trails. #orox #tern #parkwoodsprings #sheffield

New saddle, wooo! #brooksengland #brookssaddle #tern #orox

Any other cyclists coming later?

I was offered a line of coke while on shift this evening. Sometimes it's just nice to be asked right?

More thoughts on the ambulance service. I witnessed probably the most horrific scene ever yesterday and the only thing bothering me is that it doesn't bother me, which bothers me... It's the second time I've attended a job like this with the last one being almost identical.

Who needs bungee straps when you have a helper. She held onto it all the way to the bike shop (about a mile) hopefully it's not going to be too costly to get the spoke replaced. #tern #orox #leavethecarathome #ebike #cargobike

Pushing my bike out of the coop when I heard a massive bang and air leaking. Thankfully Peaty's biofiber sealed the tape and I was able to ride home without adding any air. #peatys #tubeless #peatysbiofiber

Don't forget to add +1 for international callers.

I was hoping to ride to royston vasey (hadfield) today but totally forgot to charge the bike, still, 40km with 750m elevation wasn't too bad on a half charge. Managed to get to the highest point of the Trans Pennine trail. #tern #orox #maxxis #peatys #tubeless #cargobikelifecom #haulornothing

Well I haven't done a school run on Tina in such a long time, I bloody love this bike. #tern #GSD #getshitdone

To me this really feels like peak America right now, radicalised against immigration but not toxic car culture. I'm sure this isn't representative of the nation as a whole, but is sure look like it from a far. x.com/thecavedaddy...

Noooo, ended up walking home last night 😔 my front spider keeps clicking, I have to remove, lube and refit the spider each time and the noise goes for about 500mile. Last time I over torqued the lock nut by 5nm and the threads have stripped. This is the second time it's pulled through 🙄 ahh well.

The clicking is back 😭 3rd time now, each time all I need to do is whip the spider off, grease and reassemble but it's such a pain in the arse. #tern #orox #cargobike #cargobikelife

Look, at least we have the memes..