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Life ain’t nothing but a big ol try. Married. LeGBooTy. Black women are the shit. This ain’t even my final form! She/her
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Good morning y’all

At work thinking about how I might be able to sneak in a nap 😴

Crouching petty hidden wig 😂😂😂

crouching petty hidden wig's war against harvard makes more sense when you remember three obamas have attended for either law school or undergrad.

Nigga soup 💀💀💀

🧵

And not just that, also needs to be nutritious. Jesus take it. 😔

The cognitive dissonance is maddening

I hope something good happens to you today.

Good morning y’all 👋🏽

Been trying to get my wife on board but she is not a sneaker girlie at all. I was able to convince her to get a pair of pandas, so I’m making some gains.

This is the way, though I don’t mind matching sneakers.

White chocolate and snickerdoodle

My favorite anecdote was about someone who stopped being a flat earther after their friend pointed out that of the earth were flat, traveling to the edge of the world would be a tourist industry. Dude didnt believe in science, but he did believe in corporate greed 😂

I had so many of these words muted on the other place because I was so tired of seeing that foolishness

Happened with a friend of mine, after she told us she was filing for divorce it was like a dam broke. Everybody started going in on how they never liked him. She was shook.

I ain’t never liked nothing that lady put out anyway, so if we getting her up out of here count me in.

Not me about to add “Graduate of Harvard” to my list 🙌🏾

Got a lot on my mind, so I’m gonna sit in my porch with some bourbon and listen to the frogs before the rain comes in.

This is a collard green stan account!

I hate that song so much

Brunch, thrifting, and drinks on a rooftop. A pretty good Memorial Day 😊

All this talk about Jheri curls makes me remember when my mom had one. She died her ends honey blonde and baby you couldn’t tell her NOTHIN

Ahhh I just read why. I had to get down to the bottom of it lol

I need my invite ASAP

My white side must have been activated when this was happening

Not Jheri having no curl!

So much 😣

Looking at those old videos of black men asking black women to be poor with them they probably were calling him that back then too

Aye man 😂😂😂😂

Aijuswanadate

You dating Musiq Soulchild?

The only thing I want stacked up is charges, because this absolutely deserves jail time

My mom played multiple sports and stabbed a girl with a fork in the cafeteria because she tried her younger sister. My mom would fold me like a lawn chair.

Just let your sooooooouuuuullllll glooooooooooo

Who gave who all that money in that short amount of time?

Sleeping butt ass naked in the bed as “friends” is wild

“That voice got a little bit of seasoning“ 😂😂😂