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Tottenham Hotspur fan, F1 enthusiast, Doctor Who lover and movie watcher Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/70Bk7
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I love this app, but I don’t think I’ve seen a post that’s as funny as the ones I’ve seen on Twitter. It’s a shit hole over there, but at least you can laugh while you’re wading in the sea of bots and blue tick wankers.

Three months, countless hours, one goal—getting back 💪🤍 Vicario’s journey from injury to return. Watch the full documentary now on YouTube and SPURSPLAY 🎥 🔗 bit.ly/4360iwo

i've been meaning to start a youtube channel for a while now. maybe I'll start in the summer or when doctor who series 15 starts.

This is a great post by Inua Ellams on Instagram today. It's worth reading the entire message.

for every good thing I read about spurs, there’s always several heartbreaking ones

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We are delighted to announce the signing of Kevin Danso on loan from Ligue 1 side RC Lens, subject to international clearance and work permit ✍️

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

Some interesting statements by Madders in his Insta story

First look at ‘Knives Out: 3’, starring Daniel Craig and Josh O’Connor.

SCARLETT. AJAYI. MOORE. #COYS

Holy shit

MESSI WHO?

Sometimes, I wonder why I support Tottenham Hotspur. Levy seems dead set on destroying my happiness by signing 0 outfield players whilst we’re in an injury crisis.

Ange in. Fuck Levy if he pulls the plug to distract from the last week of the window.

game’s gone.

the simpsons tapped out's about to tap out in less than an hour and icl i feel extremely sad. i spent too many hours on that game and in around 50 minutes, the servers will be shut down and the game will cease to exist.

The main thing about being a Tottenham fan nowadays is that, even when they're 2-0 up, you're shitting yourself because you know Spurs will find a way to lose 3-2. Doesn't happen all the time, but it happens often enough.

‘The Substance’ marks a milestone as the 7th horror film to receive a Best Picture nomination at the #Oscars .

Emilia Perez does not deserve 13 nominations.

why have they gone on a break? might as well get all of them done. #oscars

They ain’t ready for true MateBall.

They should replace capital punishment with watching a Tottenham game. Maybe even a compilation of every single time a Tottenham player fumbled a chance.

I’m not even angry, I’m just done with football. #EVETOT

You know, I've had a long hard think after last night's match and I've come to the conclusion that I still love Ange Postgecoglou and Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

Lads we might as well give up and start again next season. A Levels are gonna save me from watching this disappointing season week in week out😭😭

Fucks sake lads can I have just one week without disappointment #THFC

Are people actually not happy about ‘Joy to the World’. I thought it was great. #DoctorWho

I’m actually done with this football club. See you next year (or when things go our way again).

[unintelligible through tears] 2025 is gonna be my year

Watching Tottenham should come with a health warning or some shit coz sometimes this shit hurts me physically and mentally

Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.

WHAT A START!!! 😱 Son converts from the penalty spot to give us an early lead against Roma 💪

Tonight's Europa League line-up 🫡

Did you know BlueSky only has 20 employees? We would like to say a huge THANK YOU to those 20 warriors (who are working 24/7 to keep up with the incredible growth) for giving us a space to share. We escaped hell to be here. Thank you, @bsky.app & Jay Graber CEO (not a billionaire)

Brief update on our ongoing efforts to allow users to specify consent (or not) for AI training: 🧵

1/ We're experiencing a huge influx of users, and with that, a predictable uptick in harmful content posted to the network. As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.

We can confirm that Guglielmo Vicario has today undergone surgery for a fracture of his right ankle. Guglielmo will be assessed by our medical staff to determine when he can return to training. We're all behind you, Vic 🤍

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Seems like the bots have arrived to Bluesky