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ANT CAPONE REPPING THE GREAT LAKES

Shin rider with the boys

my stupid robot vacuum son weeping about getting purple hair stuck on its paws (wheels). i have to flip it over like a crying turtle and get its paws (gears) unstuck. eat my stupid hair, idiot. i could have a dog or cat. your life is easy. there are other robot vacuums that have it much worse.

Me: can't wait to finally sit down and write! 1 ant in my bathroom: I am exploring! :) ME: (overcome by murderous rage)

i'd like to propose "we slidin'" as shorthand for "things are happening outside my control but i remain calm and persevere"

The events of tonight that led here.....

Believe it or not, not every toxic old man yaoi is hnnigram.

Come to my kitchen in the next 36 minutes if you want a homemade english muffin sandwich and also an ass kicking

[severance] you're having sex and someone's getting frozen to death. And you're laughing. And you're disassociating. You're laughing.

One-two punch of multiple work related news. It's time to take a walk outside.

My second most hater comment is that Spy would not be seated with his jacket buttons done. He would unconsciously unbutton the jacket before sitting. Every time. Unless it's an emergency or if his hands were encumbered. This is persnickety mens fashion 101.

This is my most hater comment but I don't like the uni cat doll. Looks nothing like uni. None of the charm. Uni is already plushie-shaped in the face and idk how the design messed it up so thoroughly.

It's come to this. Rawdggin' the snprspy AO3 tag, no filters.

Spy #tf2

My yeast expired in 2023 but pray for my little dough guy anyway. It's fine. It's literally fine.

#bloodborne

"that's so satisfying. creating our own religion then going around spreading it to other people. they'll love it." incredible wording.

chat explaining the concept of meetings to me.

Made a Jun & Hikaru Medalist playlist filled with songs I would make AMVs to.

The Tumblr analysis post "Hikaru is a devouring wolf" is great but it drives me insane there's no mention that THAT'S JUN'S COAT. GIRL. SHE ATE HIM. It's not a metaphor. She did that right on the ice. Rest in pieces, Jun. His already over career is NILL.