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Hey free my man His old lady from Spokane Rez took him to the Hitchin Post on Friday. You can't treat him like that

Are people complaining about flags at the protests here, too?

fuck ICE forever. be safe, stand up for your neighbors, don’t give them a fucking inch. LA comes together.

PHILLY:

ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people

Learn from tactics around the world! Reducing the visibility out of riot gear makes it harder for police to victimize people. #Creativity #Protest

when you get home, you’ll want to take a cool/lukewarm shower, too.

Do you know that thing you care about? It’s a distraction. Do you know the things I care about? Those are real

Thinking of @jhnenvee.bsky.social comic 'Johnny the homicidal maniac' where Nny is allowed to tour heaven for a bit and discovered that he can make people's heads explode with his thoughts. Vocal support when you can't get out there causes oppressors resolve and nerves to explode.

Fuck ICE Victory to the rebels And remember that the only people "doing what the state hopes we do" are the people trying to discredit a diversity of tactics.

Reminder: Just before they broke up, these two dickheads cut the funding that paid my wife's salary as a social worker for children in South Dakota. If you're thinking about pre-ordering one or more of our titles, this would be a great time. Thank you. Pre-order here: badhandbooks.com/preorders

Trump thinks you defeat the left with violence, but really you do it by getting them arguing about the precise definition of ableism

If you want to prepare for a spicy summer 3M mask with extra filters. Ideally a full face respirator. Soft body armor of some kind for impact munitions. Doesn't have to be ballistic. Helmet. Can be ballistic. Can be bump. Even a bicycle helmet can save your life from a grenade.

some resources for protestors A demonstrator's guide to understanding riot munitions and how to defend against them crimethinc.com/2021/01/04/a...

"It must be clear to everyone [...] that the outcome of the conflict that is ramping up now will determine the prospects for every other target Trump has lined up in his sights, from Harvard University to those who simply wish to be able to afford groceries." crimethinc.com/2025/06/08/l...

I've worn contact lenses with a good full face respirator and a good gas mask in mace so thick it soaked me to my underwear and tear gas clouds where i could not see my hand in front of my eyes. they worked. The trade off was had my mask got knocked off or forcibly removed, it would've been bad

i don’t know what to say about the images coming out of LA right now. but in case you need it, here’s a reminder that out in the streets, only water goes in your eyes. flush with water. take your clothes off when you get home & take a cool shower, wash yourself with dish soap a few times. godspeed.

they’re having this hard a time with a small handful of raids they didn’t publicize beforehand if they want to roll in here in force they’re quickly going to find they don’t have enough of it, and the worse this gets the more of the city they’ll activate

folks I've been tear gassed something like 200 times and maced at least fifty or so times. once i was soaked in mace to my underwear. ignore any neat scientific tricks people give you for beating this stuff -Water for tear gas -sudecon wipes for mace -if no sudecon, wash mace with water

When youre social anxiety and misanthrope is at critical mass you use your tech billionaire leverage to push AI programs under the guise of developing sentience to force humans out of work and trap vulnerable people in delusional distortions of their stress just so you can avoid talking to them.

If I ever get my shit together to start woodworking I wanna create plaques with concise clarification of common expressions like this one. I imagine one on The Blood of the Covenant and the Water of the Womb will do well.

Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time “There is no doubt that being human is incredibly difficult and cannot be mastered in one lifetime.”

inching closer and closer to my goal, with under $5,000 to raise for my top surgery in august! if you'd like to help a trans man get gender affirming surgery, please feel free to share or donate, or both!

I am severely in love with how the trump/musk manly-man fans are trying this “people aren’t used to seeing how masculine men argue” thing. yes bros that’s right. being a messy bitch online, that’s real alpha behavior. if Achilles were alive today he’d be in Hector’s mentions on social fucking media

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

"You're technically not losing rights, because you've been operating under the misapprehension that you had more rights than you actually did" Cool man. I have a report that you may find very interesting

Department of Getting Ejected. is this anything

makes sense

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

Elon out there like "I spent a quarter of a billion dollars to get this pedophile elected, and this is how he repays me?"

the president shouldn't be able to extrajudicially murder people but let's be honest we all have one exception in our heads and it's the same guy for everyone

Twitter right now

my god it’s happening

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE 🥹 Presenting the book cover of “I’m So Happy You’re Here: A Celebration of Library Joy,” written by myself and illustrated by my friend Lorraine Nam. Published by Random House Children’s Books 🐧💚 Preorder at bit.ly/ISHYH-Reveal 📖✨

I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

there is something so incredibly beautiful about the elon/musk feud mirroring the exact cadence that furry weebs would have feuds on livejournal 20 years ago. love to see it. its like poetry!

the masculine ideal

I can't tell if Musk and Trump breaking up during Pride Month is either gay or homophobic, but either way, happy pride lol

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason