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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

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Return to work mandates always fill the air with palpable dread. The ruling class never learns.

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tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap

submitted 44 days ago • 142 comments

when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code

submitted 49 days ago • 21 comments

Bob Loblaw rawdogs hot nog with frogs in a foggy bog as Job Loblaw vlogs his slog through smog in soggy, sloppy clogs with his dog.

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Penn State didn't complete a single pass to a wide receiver *For positive yards

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I like when the semifinals end up determining who's the best (1) thumpball team and (2) pewpew team. Also we should get rid of semi-geographic conferences and organize teams ideologically

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In the last year, the Senate killed a bill to stop the FBI from seizing my phone records as a reporter; killed an amendment to preventing FBI from buying my location data w/o a warrant; and expanded a surveillance law to help them wiretap my calls. I wouldn’t vote for Schumer w/ a gun to my head.

submitted 53 days ago • 15 comments

Bill Belichick in 365 days this will be YOU 🫵

submitted 56 days ago • 13 comments

Thank you, Tony.

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reiterating my annual plea for some theme park to create a Harry Potter World-like attraction based on Nick’s Bar from Pottersville in It’s A Wonderful Life

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Elf On the Shelf In the Room

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The Martyrdom of St. John the Evangelist, Flemish school, 1600

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yung Papa

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