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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children -Earth Girls Are Easy
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submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

Rowlet gives hugs

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

a herd of remorseless wild pirates and inhuman atheistical devils were infernally cheering him on with their curses

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Welp. It finally happened. I was asked to determine whether or not a snake is venomous because I have a biochemistry degree. Brb, prepping my mass spectrometer to characterize the secretions coming out of its fangs to make that determination.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

YOU'RE DIMMA DONE FOR

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Overheard just now. Two middle class middle aged Penarth ladies in convo as I’m walking slightly behind them. “I said I can accept you being gay. But the mullet. I thought you lot had natural style.” “What did he say?” “He said “bloody hell Mum.””

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

How awesome is this!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 154 comments

Reposting with alt text since this is going around again!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Everyone pack up and go home, I've found the best possible tourist trap gift shop purchase.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

I love my roommate, she's a good person and a talented nurse, but she does not get why AI is a horror show and she keeps using it for essays for the classes she's taking to get into a CRNA program and like...babe. The reason you're failing the tests is you aren't learning the material???

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This is one way to reduce the number of people wandering around in the wilderness with no business being there. Bit aggressive, though.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the LOTR jokes on this site today are just incredible

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Oh hi there, this Atlantic Yellow-Nosed Albatross chick wants you to have a wonderful day. #WorldAlbatrossDay

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.

submitted 36 days ago • 40 comments

Lupins. Watercolour on khadi paper. Painted 6 years ago today.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Well this could be a fun summer

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

New research from MIT found that those who used ChatGPT can’t remember any of the content of their essays. Key takeaway: the product doesn’t suffer, but the process does. And when it comes to essays, the process *is* how they learn. arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...

submitted 4 days ago • 210 comments

Someone confess their undying love for me already

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments