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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children
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The aptly-named Multicolored Tanager. These are one of the less common tanagers at La Minga Ecolodge, Colombia. #birds #nature

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

Hilarious. After the DOGErs set up the new government-wide all employee email system in late January OPM, where it is housed, sent out an advisory which states explicitly that no employee ever has to respond to any of the emails. See 4.2 and 4.3. www.opm.gov/media/kfpozk...

submitted 6 hours ago • 141 comments

As promised, here are the slides I shared with students to convince them to NOT use chatGPT and other artificial stupidity. TL;DR? AI is evil, unsustainable and stupid, and I'd much rather they use their own brains, make their own mistakes, and actually learn something. 🪄

submitted 7 hours ago • 95 comments

Bird and flower. #birds #nature #birdphotography #photography #audubonsociety

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

"Have empathy towards the people that voted for this" Mmmmmmmmm nope. Won't be telling them "I told you so" but I cannot begin to give a shit if they get hurt.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

1) Woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy 2) Get my glasses 3) I'm out the door. I'm going to hit this city. 4) Before I leave I brush my teeth with a bottle of jack 5) Leave for the night, not coming back.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Breaking the law (using professional grade gel nail polish I ordered from the UK because you can't buy it in the US without a license)

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Our new Asst nurse manager is trying So Hard to fix the problems within the department but I flat out told her it'll destroy her before she makes progress. Ask me how I know.

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submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

submitted 2 days ago • 49 comments

Can we dispense with the names Republican and GOP and just call them Nazis, since they're so happy to make it clear that's what they are?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Getting buried under a car park and mislaid for six centuries does.

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

How is it that the orange dumbass that looks like a butterball turkey is the boss cat and the 15lb menace of a former street cat backs down from him and his fluffy blind sidekick?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lord Vader. Had a lot of fun with this! Painting is still available in my shop.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Idk I think beheading a couple of wives and then getting advanced syphilis works too

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

NEW: Georgia’s governor promotes his Medicaid work requirement as a national model for reform. Yet the program has cost taxpayers $86M, three-quarters of which has gone to consultants, and enrolled less than 3% of the quarter-million Georgians eligible.

submitted 4 days ago • 74 comments

Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

submitted 4 days ago • 102 comments

As someone who has to rely on the VA to care for my bedridden father, this hits home hard. VA services were already stretched thin, and full of red tape to fight through, I'm very worried about what's happening now.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So this is literally how mining and oil worked for decades. Hire like crazy during the boom years and can everyone during the bust years. It's discouraging that, rather than those industries moving towards more stability, everyone else moved towards tenuousness.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Not surprised that it's community colleges that are fighting back. Community colleges serve the greatest number of people facing systemic barriers. A large percentage of community college students are the first in their family to attend college.

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

So one of the things that I think is lost on AI proponents is what I call the card catalog effect, a thing I shouldn’t call it because a lot of people probably have no experience with a card catalog.

submitted 5 days ago • 105 comments