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I can’t believe JD Vance killed the pope. Ridiculous

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👁️ B I R B 👁️

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

Next person who gets mistakenly added to an OPSEC signal groupchat has to immediately spam it with dickpicks and/or gifs of SpongeBob or those weird "good morning blessings" gifs my aunts use. I don't care if you don't have a dick, use someone else's.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

We're now calling my dad's old gas-powered pressure washer Jesus because it has risen from the dead after 3 days so he can clean the mildew off the bricks. Happy Easter.

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I’ve been positing this every year for sixteen years. Happy Easter.

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In a piece for The Atlantic, the Russian chess grandmaster Gary Kasparov writes about how Putin seized power, parallels in with the current state of U.S. politics, and what Americans should do to avoid the same fate. www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

Pretty sure I've been at a single round of anime convention speed dating with more than 200 people.

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i cannot emphasize enough that if you thought trump would bring the war to a close or even make headway on a peace agreement then you are among the dumbest people alive www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

submitted 7 days ago • 364 comments

Now? Fogo de Chao Back in the halcyon days of the 2000s? Sweet Tomatoes

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I am begging literally everyone to realize that we mine other things in this country besides coal. I have been around mining since I was a literal infant and not a single one of the mines was for coal. Not. One.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

He isn't going to win because he's a craven coward who only acts brave once every blue moon and voted with the trump picks too many times. So it's irrelevant. He and Hick need to be jettisoned into the sun.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“A second Hegseth advisor has been escorted out of the pentagon”

submitted 9 days ago • 27 comments

hey you know how every weird rule indicates that once someone broke that rule. just thinking about that. each of these cans is 1.85 pounds of cheese by the way

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Visual representation of my day today dealing with Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi.

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Cat Bun 🍔 🍟🥤

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Letter from Dem Senator Chris Van Hollen (MD) requesting a meeting with Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele To discuss MD father Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return "If Kilmar is not home by midweek – I plan to travel to El Salvador this week to check on his condition and discuss his release."

submitted 10 days ago • 470 comments

...ouch

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, America. We can pay cancer research teams or we can pay to fly Trump and his entourage to a UFC fight in Miami. We can’t afford both.

submitted 11 days ago • 21 comments

new orleans is all fun and games until a cockroach the size of a chicken wing follows you inside

submitted 12 days ago • 30 comments

Thomas, Barney, Magnus, and Rico Suave were all named by other people. Boo, whose legal Christian name is actually Tyrannosaurus Boo, is the only one of my pets I named.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I need to clean the house. I am instead working on a stalled sewing project

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

All of these spoke to me, deeply.

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

Only dating advice i can offer is that that old carbon in solution in river water is absorbed by fish and then enters the bones of people who eat a lot of fish. Radiocarbon dates measured on the bones of these humans might come out too old, and a lot of Soviet era finds have never been calibrated

submitted 38 days ago • 7 comments

Stop trying to make X happen.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Your occasional reminder that eels are the most smuggled animal on earth; there's a $4-$5 billion per year black market trade in eels. INTERPOL has called the trafficking of European elvers to Asia "Europe's ivory trade."

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments