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Musk absent Trump has all the political appeal of the space between your balls and asshole.

I say this because -- look -- who knows what Musk ultimately does. His brain 50% mushroom. The right political move is for Democrats to tell Musk he can go choke on it and die for all they care.

That any of us have to care about the messy breakup of these two massive narcissists — and that they both individually wield such massive power — is an indictment of our political system and further proves the poisonous influence of Big Money on our democracy.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the narcissistic billionaires apart without a program.

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"Europe has better restaurants than the United States. Nobody cooks at home in Europe, because there are so many fun restaurants. Dining out is more affordable in Europe because everyone uses their dad’s credit card." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lif...

human body throwing underhand: natural, can keep going basically forever with no issue, the whole skeleton was designed for this human body throwing overhand: evil, invites demons into your elbow, if you throw like 6 innings every 5 days for more than like 3 years in a row your arm will fall off

PSA: Do not let the Musk & Trump feud distract you from the fact that both want to rob us of basic healthcare, civil rights, & economic security—all while lining the pockets of billionaires. This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.

My girlfriend is trying to explain some celebrity catfight to me, but I keep forgetting which one Donald is and which one Elon is.

Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽

Tesla stock is nosediving, as Musk fights with Trump and his cronies at DOGE continue to commit murderous crimes. NOW is the time to fight harder and make your voices heard. Join one of the many #TeslaTakedown protests around the world this weekend or create one in your city at Teslatakedown.com!

Kingston Flemings sits down in an interview with Locked On Coogs to breakdown how Coach Kelvin Sampson and the Coogs are moving forward with the best roster in college basketball #GoCoogs youtu.be/TA47kybVfe8

Kelvin Sampson’s new contract with the University of Houston makes him one of the highest-paid coaches in college basketball.

From the old site… Keisean Henderson is shutting down recruitment, it’s the Coogs & no one else baby

The Chris Hayes/Alex Wagner segment on Trump vs Musk brought up a really good point: Their petty feud got them admit in public what we've all been screaming for years - Musk's govt contracts are pure corruption, Trump was Epstein's BFF, tariffs cause economic turmoil, etc. Thanks?

Now that Elon is publicly saying Trump should be impeached, I'm gonna need Trump to do Trump now and be petty as fuck. Cancel all of Elon's government contracts & subsidies and watch that drug addled megalomaniac spiral into a K hole so deep he can't salvage anything. I'll make popcorn.

first they came for big balls, and I did nothing, because it was hilarious and he deserved it

I can just say as a now former donor (to this specific cause), UH will never be everything it can be as an NIL operation as long as they use TheLinkU. I’ll be back as soon as they get serious about this operation.

A Seemingly Forgotten (Maybe not Forgotten) NCAA Record - The Most Pick Sixes in a Single Game - Southwest Conference Edition - Horns & Coogs sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/a-seemingl...

pictures -- via the Golden State Warriors Media team -- from Houston Cougars Men's Hoops alum LJ Cryer's NBA pre-draft workout

Incredible kicker of a final sentence from Duarte.

LJ Cryer, graduate guard from the Houston Cougars, spoke with the media after his NBA pre-draft workout with the Golden State Warriors. #ljcryer #goldenstatewarriors #NBA On YouTube (w/ timestamps): youtu.be/Geekk1bApFw

Go Coogs!

My dad was in the FBI in the 70s working organized crime when the no shit mafia was still carbombing people and biker gangs were armed with military grade weapons. And he did it in a suit and tie every day.

a PSA A balaclava is what ICE agents wear to hide their identities as they engage in shameful Gestapo-like activities for which they should, in fact, be shunned from society A baklava is a delicious layered pastry treat Confusing one for the other could lead to comical misunderstandings

I'm agog at the volume of people excusing the incineration of Jews on this app. If you see anyone complaining I blocked them it may be because they liked that shit.

Toto Wolff offending every taxi driver in Italy is what makes F1 special

careful man, he might talk for a while at you

Talk to at least 1 stranger a day im not saying have full conversations, though you can and should sometimes. walking past someone with a cool outfit? Tell them! say good morning/afternoon/evening! small interactions will evolve over time and talking to strangers will be easier!

Someone complimented my college hockey jersey the other day and I could tell they were really trying to momentarily connect. We made light small talk and then parted ways when the crossing signal changed. :3

Ah man. Sport Science was so cool growing up, and the attempts to recreate it without John Brenkus weren't the same. RIP. Very sad.

If you're a transfeminine author who's trying to fundraise for basic needs, gender affirming care, or to leave the United States, either drop your link in the replies or DM me. I have a mutual aid plan that I'm gonna be working on this week.

this sucks man, I really enjoyed those sports science segments back in the day seeing that he passed from depression is all the more painful

He should have to answer for his actions, not get free PR for SpaceX. Ht @ryanlcooper.com

Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT. @distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting. Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...

Tim for the win!

"Mr President, there are accusations on wall street that you're a major puss and you always back down. There is demonstrable evidence that people believe this so strongly they are moving hundreds of millions of dollars to that end, essentially an investment in your cowardice - any comment?"

And McKinsey is doing layoffs? *Chefs kiss*

the walls are closing in, elon. two hundred pending court cases, elon

“MAHA is, above all things, the apotheosis of a puritanical American tendency to blame the ill for their illness, the poor for their poverty.” This is excellent writing on some terrible policy.