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this is actually insane.

I was at my godmom’s mom’s house playing in the sunroom with my cousins

omg I didn’t know we were getting a new season of the bear!!

crazy that Kate locked one of her sextuplets up in a mental institution for years because he didn’t want to be on tv and now the other kids don’t even talk to him

HELPPPP 😂😂😂

if not wanting to shit in a red bag makes me soft then call me a baby’s bottom

older woman in my Pilates class: I took my ibuprofen, I’m good to go

“hey can I ask you a question?” now what if I say no

as long as it’s not going in my eyes or something

lmaooo what did you do to this man!

The "Vote Blue No Matter Who" bitches can vote Mamdani in November 😌

Yall niggas got the game fucked up.

accidentally stole cilantro from H-E-B

I should be asleep but instead I’m making charro beans, chocolate chip cookies, and strawberry banana bread

kinda feeling like chocolate chip cookies

literally one of my biggest pet peeves 😭

YOU relax

banning cell phones in schools when you do nothing about mass shooters is insane

I’m so good about not buying junk at the store but then I’ll be at home upset that I don’t have anything to snack on 😂

I miss when it got cold at night 😭

I joined this family's care late in their pregnancy but they really welcomed me into their experience. It turned out to be a wild ride. They've given my supervising midwife consent for me to post this as part of my fundraiser. Me, helping parent cut baby's cord after a "fresh air birth" (outside)

#Headlockchronicles I'm driving so y'all gotta settle for a old video. The you got thighs, arm's and hands

bro are you good

Casa Amor is the reason Johnny and Cely didn’t win season 2

I live in this dress

And don’t start acting funny with the middle eastern/Arab community because of what is currently happening.

GasBuddy this is not the time to be fuckin up

really craving chicken and wild rice soup and idk why I didn’t think to make it that week it rained like crazy