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"a super machine in the world of pleasures of the flesh" according to a spam email | 31 | Nonbinary (he/him) | An-com | Musician & mixing engineer My music and stuff: https://beacons.ai/tycrust
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counterpoint: no they aren't, they're going to come up with increasingly intricate and convoluted explanations for why things aren't lining up with their expectations of reality. Stop waiting for people to "come to their senses", you're not going to get to say "I told you so" to anyone

I'm incapable of ever letting anything go so unfortunately it's going to have to burn in my stomach and boil my brain and pop my eyes like eggs in a microwave

I've got an endlessly bleeding wound and [PETTINESS EXPUNGED] but I'm good and chill and fine man. I'm fine. it's fine. who cares.

at the end of the day, death metal is all about having fun with your pals. if you're not having fun with your pals, it's black metal

Atlantic writers should be publicly flogged

what are the essential nunsploitation movies. what's the nunsploitation canon. give me the good shit. I already know about The Devils

oh my fucking god I don't care whether leaving twitter is good or bad anymore. eat a nice sandwich or something

I've been letting my facial hair grow for no reason I can figure out other than curiosity about how it will look after another week or two. not enjoying this tbh

thought of "whitegeist" instead of "zeitgeist" and chuckled. have the maoists thought of this one

dullest people on earth love bragging about their "intuition." ma'am you have paranoid delusions like every other anxiety-riddled bastard living in the 21st century, it's fine

me in 2077: what people forget is that there were a half dozen plane crashes each month before the Great AI Plane Skyfall of 2025 grandson: wow so everybody thought AI was going to fix all of that? me: haha what? oh. no. not even kind of. No

would be nice to know exactly what flavor of chronic fatigue I'm working with here because it's definitely something

go birds

Me (waking up every morning):

this is the kind of thing there would be a passing joke about in a Hitman level

Brianna Wu Die Immediately Challenge (MANDATORY)

did the Sickos thing looking out the window at the snowfall

every damn day is nunsploitation on this capitalist bastard planet

squelching darkly in your direction

My primary motivations to write 1. ideas constantly forming and disappearing and resurfacing in the folds of my brain 2. I can make a half-feral woman kill a bunch of post-post-apocalypse terf cultists with a cool revolver

opened the Chamber of Guf and it smelled crazy in there

I want Elon Musk's SSN on my desk YESTERDAY

I want just one of these officials to pull a gun instead of stepping down oh my fucking god

Cis people are the most cowardly pieces of shit on earth Fuck all of you This was done by you to us for no reason Even the "good ones" Your kayfabe allyship is dogshit You're not any less unforgivable because you sat back and witnessed our pain and didn't give a fuck until 2015

drunk and belligerent enough to say that paywalling shit like this should get an executive somewhere in the chain whipped in public

I don't think any real people are going to send me anything but I've had 2 glasses of wine and just reactivated this bullshit ngl.link/tycrust2

it's awesome how the Crimson King is infinitely more badass in that painting than he is in his actual appearance in the book where he just screeches and throws a bunch of Harry Potter grenades

THE CRIMSON KING (2004), Oil on Panel - 28" x 18" Interior illustration for THE DARK TOWER (Book 7) by Stephen King 1/2

sick comeback btw 5 people just tortured and sexually abused a transman in New York and that is the direct result of an anti trans sentiment that your party has done nothing to condemn or combat so maybe as a “champion of civil rights” you should shut the fuck up and get back to work

it sure is the way I do it

just blocking anyone still railing against non-voters. tedious shit.

Pollard Birches, 1884

Antony fucking Blinken was an associate producer on The Addiction???

just saw someone say they hate tortellini. where the fuck is my gun

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)

Not to get political or anything, but if the US is to make it out of this, every single right wing think tank like The Heritage Foundation and The Federalist Society needs to be dismantled in its entirety, its source of funding seized, and its existence criminalized so as never to take root again.

"dating as sociopolitical strategy" is one of the most vomit-inducing phrases i've ever read