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I thought it was a love story?

But I want an apple.

I have a theory that Donkey Kong will have multiple different parters that ride on his back with different abilities. Odd rock will point the way forward Diddy Kong can use his Jetpack and Peanut popgun. And little Pauline can do…..something.

Ok I think it’s time for me to make a confession. I don’t Like Splatoon that much. I don’t think it’s bad, the art style is absolutely wonderful. But the gameplay just never stuck with me. It could just be that multiplayer shooters aren’t my thing but I just get bored with it quickly.

You know things are getting real when the Geese get involved.

I mean I don’t know what he expected.

Why is this reminding me of the “Blue Arms” incident?

If my kid ever comes out to me I’m totally gonna do this.

Could you imagine the next MarioParty having a D20? The boards would have to be the size of a continent. And getting any single digit number would be even more devastating.

Wow. Y’know, unlocking all the costumes in MarioKart World really makes you appreciate how absolutely terrible the character select menu is.

Sounds expensive. I’m just gonna put stickers on mine.

KIRBO RETURNS!! Praise the lord!!

This took me exactly four tries. It’s the best level. Anyone who says otherwise is just bad at it. #AntonBlast

That and half the games that came out for the thing didn’t even use the pad in any real innovative ways. It just felt like the textbook definition of a Gimmick.

If it happens once, fair. If it happens twice, it’s your fault. If it happens more than twice, how are you allowed to own anything?

On the topic of the open world in MarioKart World, so far I’ve ended up liking it a lot more then I thought i would. Like, with how many shortcuts are added with all the new movement options, it makes not just the incredibly tight challenges a blast, but just exploring in general is so satisfying.

Silly Konami. Triangles aren’t numbers.

So far Street Fighter 6 is really really good. Luke and Chun Li makes me go Awoooga.

Drop something Yellow. Woag.

Imagine being a f**king general and losing a war against Homer Simpson. Personally I wouldn’t be able to go on.

The Phoenician Scheme is definitely one of the most Wes Anderson films I’ve ever seen.

MarioKart world is without a doubt my absolute favourite MarioKart so far. The new iteration on the Grand Prix, Knockout Tour, and The new and improved movement options are exactly what the series needed.

Ok so they know how, they’re just being assholes to everyone who bought Sonic X Shadow on switch 1.

ITS MY HOMIE PCOTT SILGRIM!!

If they add everyone except Mario that’d be the funniest thing ever.