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I have 10 avocados on my tree. Will sell for $500 each. I know what I got. #tariffs

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Holy shit! A congressperson was just ejected! #SOTU

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The BrainWorm has entered the building. #sotu

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Canada just threatened a 100% tariff on #Tesla. 🤣🤣🤣 #swasticar

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A chemical plant in Luisiana is spewing a carcinogen, Chloropene, and Demented Donnie just dropped the lawsuit. Because it effected a black neighborhood, and who cares about shitting where we breathe?

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LOL!

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So. If the last round is any indication, stand by for Demented Donnie to go with Tarriffs and then reverse himself for his rich fuckheads to ride the stock market back up.

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“Tariffs are actually…an act of war.” - the Oracle of Omaha.

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If we’re going to have a brainworm running our Health and Human Services, I’m in favor of mandatory dart gunning anyone that doesn’t vaccinate their kids, with something mighty unpleasant but not deadly. Uncontrollable vomiting or maybe thermonuclear diarrhea. Yeah, I said it. #Vaccinate

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This nation’s pets are carrying such a heavy load right now

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Todays playlist inspired by the news: Die Motherfucker Die by Dope Devil in Disguise by Judas Priest I Will Not Break by Disturbed War Pigs by Eva Under Fire Back in the USSR by The Beatles Prey & Obey by Pig Psychosocial by Slipknot Slave to the Grind by Slaughter Megalomaniac by KMFDM

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There were two near crashes on runways yesterday. It’s almost as if an important job is not being done because some incompetent asshat is running the place.

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“This country has gotten bloated, fat, disgusting, and incompetently run…” - Demented Donnie. Damn. Way to self own!

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The Measles outbreak and death of a child in Texas and NM is directly attributable to unvaccinated children. RFK Jr said “it’s not unusual”. Every death is on him, moving forward. Every single one. All of this is preventable.

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So President Musk and Demento Donny have fired intelligence analysts and former military. You know, people our enemies would love to “hire.” Take all the time you need.

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BWAHAHAHA! Demented Donnie picked a WOMAN who is “all over the map” to run the “faith office”. Oh my gawd, he’s not picking the right KIND of believer? Go figure!

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There are protests at Tesla dealerships, and one just got shot up in Oregon. So it begins.

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Trump just fired the only black man and woman on the Joint Chiefs. They are firing veterans in droves from the Fed. The US has a recruitment problem. I’m SURE this will help bigly.

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Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels. - Tyler

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Trump posted “LONG LIVE THE KING” yesterday. Mighty nice of him to support Elon like that.

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Elon is a “parasitic illegal immigrant”. - Steve Bannon Never thought I’d agree with everything Bannon just said, but there it is.

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Musk fired over a hundred people whose job is to REASSEMBLE NUCLEAR WARHEADS and then Trump had to rehire them. Are we having fun yet?

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When you hear conservatives talking about all the alleged “fraud” they are finding in government, remember that not a single one of them is qualified to determine what fraud is. They are not FBI agents, nor police, not even lawyers. They are dumbass kids and carnival barkers.

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Musk just took $80million from New York Cities bank account. If he can do it to them, he can do it to you.

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Who’s going to be the Allies and take us out when the U.S. becomes the Axis?

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Just off the top of my head, Demented Donnie and President Elon has screwed consumer protections, the Federal Aviation Administration, FEMA, the NIH, Medicare and Medicaid, NOAA. And those are just the things that will LITERALLY KILL AMERICANS. Buckle up.

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I heard what Demented Donnie is doing compared to the French Revolution. People were sick of the shit in DC so they voted for radical change. And that’s how we got the Reign of Terror II. Too bad Americans got the guillotine part wrong because they were too stupid to know history.

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RFK Jr confirmed. 💀☠️

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Trump took over as Chair of the Kennedy Center. He announced that the National Symphony Orchestra will only play the works of Wagner, Beethoven and Bruckner moving forward. Kid Rock will be conducting.

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Republicans have put forth a bill to require numerous forms of proof of citizenship to vote. #1 group that won’t be able to meet the requirements? Women. They change their names when they marry so their birth certificates won’t work. This is step 1 of how the republicans will win moving forward.

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Trump: “When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One.” Day 24: US inflation heats up to 3%, higher than expected.

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“President Trump’s plan to take over Gaza, remove its two million Palestinians and turn the coastal desert strip into some sort of Club Med proves only one thing: how short a distance it is between out-of-the-box thinking and out-of-your-mind thinking.” - Thomas Friedman

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Trumps doubling down on his Gaza Development Project, and Israel is about to open another round of bombing if their hostages are not returned. SO GLAD PROTEST VOTERS DIDNT TURN OUT.

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Red states take the most Federal money. They are JUST FIGURING this OUT. Hi from a blue state that doesn’t need it, dumbasses.

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Wow that is dark.

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SecState Rubio found out we were invading Gaza when the rest of us did. So everything is going well.

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Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

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