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Face for 📻, voice for ✍️, prose for illiterates. I probably hate your favorite NLL team’s owner. Currently: TyMerLacrosse.com | Then: ILIndoor, Lacrosse Flash, Lucky Penny Media, Georgia Swarm
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There’s a Gemini commercial where a woman points her phone camera at a garbage truck and says, “That’s a cool convertible.”
AI: “I think you mean garbage truck.”
Solving all my adult problems.
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Ian MacKay was named Finals MVP.
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People rightfully don’t trust politicians because they dangle positive change like a carrot that you only get after Election Day… maybe.
We don’t need a liberal Joe Rogan. We need our leaders to do good things at every possible juncture. That’s where our resources should go.
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I'm not going to completely argue against the winners (here's who I had for them👇), and nothing against Grant and Scigliano, but I think there were more deserving options.
As for MVP, well, NLL awards voting is broken (www.tymerlacrosse.com/articles/nll...) (but I do like that Fields won).
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Les Bartley (HC) - Jimmy Quinlan, SAS
GM - Derek Keenan, SAS
Teammate - Keegan Bell, SAS
Sportsmanship - Kyle Buchanan, BUF
Borrelli (Media) - John Gurtler, BUF
Executive - Jason Thorne, VAN
Remember Eastern bias? I 'member.
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Kinda don’t blame them. That’s two dumb major penalties to book end the most important game of the season.
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Picking the spliff and keg up where Penn State and Colgate left them.
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This is excellent, Kyle.
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I was literally just bitching about this. Get out of my head.
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Sean Connery, illegal alien; Nic Cage, cage, like prisons; Alcatraz.
Math checks out.
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If I had a nickel for every Dragon Ball reference in this article, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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There's a lot less swearing in this article, I promise.
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This is the held back version. First draft was a bloodbath.
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When I took the history reporter job, I told my editor I would never "both sides" the Civil War, Confederates or slavery. I never did.
But here, ChatGPT (pic 1) has turned my work (pics 2,3) into whitewashed pablum and put MY FUCKING NAME on it.
I am livid, I am shaking. I don't know what to do.
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De La Soul lied to me.