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I post things about food, geekery, pets, and being a Jewish person. Enjoy
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Stop working and couch with ussss

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If your pet had to write a job reference for you, what would they write?

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Spoiled dogs. Office sofa bed has basically become their bed. They come to “get me” to open it for them On the plus side, we get our bed back. Ahhh bliss.

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Me: Junebug, you can’t eat this. You’ll die Her: *wags tail when I say “you’ll die”* Even my dog is Gen X af

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I don’t care how old one gets:, starting the day with a “I’m proud of you” email or text from a parent is like… fine wine

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People burning toast in an office environment are jerks. I thought I was having a stroke.

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This is terrible. I already finished my coffee.

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Fake chicken. Fake bacon. Really yummy.

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Aurora has decided the Microsoft Surface I am prepping to go out for The Laptop Project is, in fact, a Napping Surface. Also, my Lenovo Legion Go? Her Lenovo Legion Pillow

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The boy is giving Junebug a bath. Junebug loves baths. Aurora is down here witb me, horrified at this betrayal of liking baths

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The boy and I on Shabbat, brainstorming “Denial is a River” as a Passover song

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Every year I need to remind myself “no, I do NOT need to purchase a crock pot just for Passover”

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Italian beef “cholent” (basically the recipe for Italian beef but using fatty stew meat)

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Last minute Shabbat idea: Italian beef style cholent.

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Is it a good sign or a bad sign when the people at the deli counter of the supermarket recognize you?

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For Purim, I’m Casual Friday Spiderman Not Spider-Man. Spiderman. Harvey Spiderman, CPA.

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Baking for Purim, when Purim comes out on Holi

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SoPHISTICATED cats read the New Yorker

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SoPHISTICATED cats read the New Yorker

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Switched cellular providers today. The one I have used for years has been slowly and quietly aligning itself with causes I disagree with. Meanwhile, their biggest competitor has been embracing DEI and LGBTQ causes. Turns out I will save a bunch too. But I only found that out after committing

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Not fasting after decades of conditioning that "Good Jews Fast" messes with the brain. There was a time, when I was first told I was not able to fast for medical reasons, that I would spend the day in a SNIT

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Stop working already! N

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Confession: I have yet to master baking hamentashen

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Actual text I just sent my mother: "Has [family member] always been a tool of the establishment and the proletariat or have I grown more extreme with age or has he?"

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Remember, boys and girls and enbys, “no” is a full sentence.

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Crazy Mordechai play with caffine toxicity levels in blood now

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Onboarding someone new, had a team meeting. New person is also a comic book fan Called team meeting "Welcome to [company], [name] (insert X-Men reference here)"

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While cooking I said “bean juice” three times and now Michael Keaton is in our kitchen looking very confused.

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Me: cleans kitchen and dining room Family: cool, what’s for dinner?

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Oh no I committed a sin against food

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Every year I try to think of something interesting to make for Purim and every year I end up waiting till the last minute and banging out some cookies and a drink.

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When I see people talk about AIPAC online, I always ask if they are aware of CUFI and how much they give to congress for the same cause 9 times out of 10 they have never heard of CUFI or dismiss them as “not the real problem” If you’re only anti Zionist when the Zionists are Jewish you might be…

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For National Cereal Day, let's have a serious discussion about why so many kid cereal mascots spend their time trying to steal said cereal or defending their cereal from others.

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Just made chocolate Chol macadamia walnut cookie dough and am chilling overnight*. I don’t know WHY chilling overnight makes better cookies. It just does. *except for the raw dough I have put on a glass as a treat for myself.

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Tonight we are making a cocktail I call “well, today sucked”

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I just actually gave my dogs a “this is not how we act” lecture and put them in time out What the hell have I become?

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Wasted opportunity: Calling it a “dining room” and not an “eatatorim”

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I’m going to say something nice about Section 31 It was still less painful than reading the Star Trek: Coda trilogy I’d put it on “the Crystal Star” levels of suck

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Yup, hours later and I’m still bothered by how bad Section 31 was It was so bad it made Season 2 of Picard look tightly plotted

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Finally subjected myself to Section 31 Man, what a mess The messiest bit trying and to place exactly when it’s meant to take place

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Me: *trying to go about my day in peace* My brain: There an alternate An American Tail universe where Feivel never finds his family, joins a street gang, and ends up as a founding member of Murder Inc.

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