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So far all of my decrees have been useless
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I am very wise but my actions are very foolish

I have a small amount skepticism about the idea that all snowflakes are truly unique. I know you haven't checked them all.

Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit

I dont like that peaked is spelled piqued

The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

It's NBA EXPANSION WEEK at @ringernba.bsky.social! To kick things off, I tried to answer the question: Are we SURE expansion is a good idea? I'm not so sure. (Please don't hate me.) www.theringer.com/2025/02/18/n...

Collection of cool jokics quotes: "Suit means business." "Winning is a lifestyle for us." "We are eating the same bread."

Thank you, Hubie Brown!

Me to loved ones: hey! We dont let setbacks set us back! We're better than that! Me facing one setback: Go on without me. Leave me in the gutter where i belong. I was never meant to have goodness in my life.

I cannot believe what i am seeing

Lenin: ". . . it would be enough to arrest them for a few weeks so as to uncover their dirty deeds . . .to show all the exploited people who really needs the war." To show people who really needs the war. Strong phrasing.

IQ is too traditional and old fashioned like basic box stats. We need some advanced metrics. What's my brain's PER?

SGA and Jokic having a little MVP off

During the heil salute watch the face. Its small but you see it if you pay attention. Its warm smile, then while firing off the salute and for a moment after his face gives him away. He is clearly saying 'how do you like THIS!?' Its the same as flipping off a lib or something.

Me? Personally? I dont vote for that kind of thing

"We are fortunate president trump..."

Watching a movie is more or less always a good idea

Inside the mind of a Silicon Valley fanatic. Peter Thiel makes Orwellian analogy bwtween today’s liberal democracy and South African apartheid - and calls for a truth and reconciliation commission to uncover the crimes of America’s “ancien regime”. Beyond nuts www.ft.com/content/a46c...

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

this is worth reading if only as further evidence for the thesis that these self-proclaimed philosopher capitalists are total morons who huff paint and call it insight

All I can say about this Peter Thiel op-ed in the Financial Times is that it reads like something he actually wrote. No comms team or AI chatbot is capable of producing this strange paranoid string of sentences www.ft.com/content/a46c...

An embarrassment to Peters everywhere

A mere surmise, sir. Very uncertain.

Anyone who wraps a burrito, professionally or for recreation, is derelict in their duty if they do not MIX the ingredients BEFORE rolling it up.

I hearby grant It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia a Lifetime Achievement Award for outstanding work in the Field of Television.

High moral is useful

Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism forward.com/news/686797/...

#NBASky!!

How you want things to go is not relevant

Trump could announce that he’s rearranging the alphabet, and the NYT would be there to give it air.

Things i expected to be over by now: -The word woke -Donald Jerome Trump -Strong feelings about participation trophies -Accusing people of being communists -polio

Being anti-establishment is like being pro-establishment just pointed in the opposite direction. Maybe dont make your understanding of things so one-size-fits-all.

So its JUST a coincidence? Isn't that a little suspicious? Isn't that convenient? Not at all, no. Coincidence. Co incidents. An incident is something happening. A co incident is two things happening. The very least suspicious thing possible.

person in real life: hey man how's it going

The Oval Office is back on the market…

reposting your bangers is capitalist reposting your flops is socialist i will not be taking questions

The submissiveness to Trumpism has been a real embarrassment to the American Spirit.

Windhorst quoting David Stern "you always believe in the greatness of the game" This hits me the way prayer resonates with some people. Whenever it is needed you can always bet on the greatness of the game. Beautiful.

this urge to launder rfk jr. as “just a guy who is right about a few things” is such a perfect example of how liberals are people who won’t take their own side in a fight