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BREAKING — The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has just announced the closure of major regional offices in Philly, LA and Chicago, per email shared with me. “5 alarm fire,” SEC employee tells me. Full email text:

The U.S. has continued airstrikes in Somalia since 2002 without a formal declaration of war, with Trump renewing these operations, further fueling the ongoing conflict.

Fun fact: Florida's orange harvest is now only 8% of what it was 20 years of global warming ago. Increasing hurricane activity and more hospitable environment for disease and pests, has *already* destroyed the Florida orange industry. citrusindustry.net/2024/05/07/f...

However much contempt you have for Lutnick is too little. The U.S. and Russia conned Ukraine out of its self-defense capabilities in the 90s; then Russia took Crimea in '14 and we did nothing; then Putin violated a 2019 ceasefire; now Ukraine faces genocide. Still Zelensky has thanked us 100+ times.

Love how every single liberal party strategy is “moving right wins elections” then when moving right repeatedly fails to win elections cause they’re running against OPENLY RIGHT-WING PARTIES they just go “Well clearly we didn’t move right enough.” Like even a child could tell you what’s wrong

The Grift

This is the second time USAID/State is punishing people revealing the truth that Marco is killing children. They're quite desperate to hide this fact, as if the reporters in Africa or court declarations are making it up.

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence theonion.com/wealthy...

the thing about the Democrats' "go find moderates, woo back the moderates" program, and I hope at least one of the tMG fans who are 100% zero-doubt inside the machine hears this: the moderates don't exist. income disparity has taken care of that. there was a guy who predicted this he had a big beard

Good news everyone, the people responsible for decades of Democratic failures have a plan!

Trump raised the national debt by a whopping $7.8 trillion. He caused the biggest fraud and waste in history. Now DOGE claims they will cut $4 trillion from government spending. Here's an idea. If you want to save money, instead of firing everyone and causing hell, just fire Donald. #ProudBlue

Have we really become so angry and intolerant that we can’t even let the vice president enjoy some skiing in peace the day after he signed off on the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians?

Just saying

this is misogynistic censorship, a clear form of hostility and, let's face it, basic male insecurity, a common feature of hegseth, vance, musk, trump, miller, et al.

As Donald Trump turns the United States into one of the closest allies Russia has worldwide, it's worth revisiting the news item below, which came out immediately after Trump won a surprising victory in November:

The deputy speaker of Israel’s parliament and a leading member of Netanyahu’s party calling for the bombing of food stocks in Gaza just a few hours ago. You won’t see this mentioned by any European or American leaders, or by most western media.

YOU GUYS 🚨URGENT🚨 Everybody from AP.com to ForeignPolicy.com to GlobalNews.ca have EDITED OUT the insane Hunter Biden shit from their Oval Office/Zelensky transcripts. Covering up for Grandpa Syphilis. Thank you @forbes.com and @molboha.bsky.social for this. www.forbes.com/sites/mollyb...

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Every day should be like this for all of them. ALL OF THEM. ALL THE TIME. EVERYWHERE THEY GO. They shouldn't be able to go out to eat, to relax, to vacation, to shop, without someone making a noise.

After years of yelling that the “Russia hoax” was a witch hunt, Trump is now openly colluding with Vladimir Putin in both narrative and action.

This woman is being subject to torture and indefinite confinement on (tenuous) suspicion of a misdemeanor offense. The circumstances of her arrest are unusual, but her treatment is not. She is experiencing what hundreds of people go through every day in just San Diego alone.

Sen. Tammy Duckworth with receipts!

I TRULY LOVE AND RESPECT @ericswalwell.bsky.social Congressman Eric Swalwell tonight Message to Little Marco Rubio "Bro, did you write this?" "Don't bullshit us. Grow a pair "

@jayapal.house.gov @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov

Trump has again taken possession of the classified documents that are not his, but belong to the National Archives.

I've said it before and will say it again -- the Trump administration is not acting like one that fears democratic accountability next year or in 2028. Draw your own conclusions.

Trump has repeatedly & publicly sided with Putin long before today’s ambush on Zelensky—yet even now the best statement Dem leadership can offer is: “We need to see some mature leadership from the Trump admin. Democrats in the House & Senate will urge this breach be repaired.” This tweet called it.

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I’d at least like my C in civics class overturned because none of the shit on the final seems to be true anymore.

what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot

If you liked "Hillary Clinton Tried to Fuckin' Tell Y'all" you'll love the sequel, "Kamala Harris Tried to Fuckin' Tell Y'all".

it's wild that every single government snitching website always accepts file attachments with very few restrictions when it's first set up. you'd think after the first 50,000 zip bombs they'd learn not to do it again when they set up the next snitch form but they never do

Penelopii watching "The Call of the Wild". #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/nB5M...

Never forget this day, February 28, 2025, when an American president abused and betrayed a democratic ally in the midst of a barbaric war with Russia. This grotesque stain will never wash away.

Dickless chode

Both media & Democratic leaders use "conflict of interest," which to the average voter sounds roughly as bad as dating a coworker, when they actually mean "committing felonies," and we're in year 9 of this so I don't know if it'll ever stop

The dignified, low-level rage and contempt Zelensky channels as he confronts Trump and Vance is a model for what leadership could look like right now, and it's hard to imagine any top Democrat pulling it off.

boycotts aren’t supposed to be convenient…

Can we all agree now that they are causing so much suffering that keeping a list of the very senior people and doge people and working to strategically tank their job prospects and companies they work for in the future is ok.

I'm nostalgic for a time when bribes were keep under the table in America because people had something called shame.

there is really going to be no option but to prosecute these people the second they are out of power if we ever want a chance to fix this country

im already doing the boycott cause im broke 🫰🏽

The U.S. government has put up a submission form for reporting schools who teach kids about “DEI.” It accepts file uploads. Internet, you know what to do enddei.ed.gov

All probationary federal employees at NOAA’s EMC that’s responsible for keeping all US weather model systems running have been fired with 1 hours notice. And that includes me and colleagues. We will not go quietly because we care about the NOAA mission to protect the public.