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ufunknee.bsky.social
Lapsed blogger/volleyballer/reader/music junkie and now just a guy that shows a lot of peen.
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Has he noticed?
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Did your pace suddenly spike?
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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💦
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They’re best rolled on the tongue and savored. 😉😈
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Yeah, I’ve gotten the same. Maybe it’s because they can’t tell if it’s a “oh hello!” Or a “well, hello there 😈” And really it’s just a friendly wave.
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Right? But sometimes I feel like people wish I hadn’t and that I did something wrong. 🤷‍♂️
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How about you?
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A lot more in my younger years before my body/desires changed. It’s a shame cause I remember when it felt explosive to get dicked down. Now I just use that knowledge to be the best top possible. If the mood ever strikes, the hubby is always ready and the emotional exp overcomes physical challenges
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You’re insatiable! Good boy! Now come get it!
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Wanna do a taste test? You know. Quality control…
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But is it really ready, knowing how well I’m gonna use it? 😉😈
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If you were to ask the little guy, the answer is always yes. All day, every day!
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It was awful. One on my balls while the other sucking me. Ugh. There was a lot of cussing. 😉😜😈
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At one point, I’m looking at ya and thinking “Now that’s one good pig that can dish it out as well as he can take it”. That’s some good mastery of deeds done in bed.
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Is that an offer? 😉😈
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I was gonna make it a goal of to see all of them before realizing I’ve thoroughly goofed in every city I’ve been to.
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Aww. A boy in his happy place
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Let’s test this!
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Yeah? Cause it’s pretty damn creamy
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😜🥰😘
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Aww, thanks!
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I’m still giving to the Hairy Chest Trauma Center though.
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Oh, like when they earnestly beg to be utterly destroyed by my fuck stick?
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This breaks my heart! Will need to donate to y’alls insurance funds.
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For science!!
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If you take that cock again like last time, you’d definitely be a good boy!
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I hear that it’s better paired with a nice cub ass… 😉😈
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🥵🥵🥵 and then the alt description 💦💦💦
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Mmm… you cumming handsfree… 🤤🤤🤤
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Yeah? Whisper that to him. He’d enjoy the intimate praise. ;-)
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And it’s mesmerizing!
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Hits the hard to reach spot, don’t it?
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High praise from a next-level hottie!
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lol. I think actually it was a combination of timing and awkwardness since our friend circles overlap
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😜🤣🤣
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If only that happened all the time. Ha!
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It was damn amazing