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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

submitted 17 hours ago • 371 comments

It's summer.

submitted 4 days ago • 27 comments

In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

submitted 4 days ago • 203 comments

i am running for office on a platform of nationalizing chick-fil-a and giving popeye's a modified liquor license that allows them to sell go cups. a better world is possible

submitted 6 days ago • 47 comments

Just found out Hyrax are angery and good dogs :3

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

gatekeep me mommy

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

got the last 2 sample vials of some Shikiori ink that seems like it'll be interesting with all the watercolor paper I have sitting around (I swear it's not actually blood)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

whoops I started watching an interview with Ralph Steadman

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure this joke's been made before and there are barely any finials in there, but dammit, I had to do it once it got in my head.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Mom found some of her grandpa's old nibs and was all "you used to do calligraphy!" so I GUESS I'm re-learning blackletter for shits and giggles.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

when ur mean to me online, this is who you're being mean to

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A Drunk WASP At Brunch, 2013

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

lmao, @sleepybaby666.bsky.social thinks I'll talk within 5 minutes after getting jinxed. I've got an 8-year-old, dammit. I'll never break.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

gas station Philly cheesesteak hittin just right

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments