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peepee poopoo

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

Ever just think "dang, the Yakuza seem so fkn cool..."? Nope, me neither.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

For the sake of my Chiefs superfan coworker being either absent or in a shitty enough mood to get himself fired tomorrow, GO BIRDS!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just completed my annual watch of the video for This Year by @themountaingoats.bsky.social and I can't say I feel much better, but I do feel satisfied for the moment, if only for nostalgia's sake.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING Here are the names of the "techies" on the ground helping Elon take over the US Treasury payment system: Dornch Bibble Bart "Bucknutz" Steppsis Gorney Sock Tonker Pimple Jonathing Laguna Goobix Penilé Barbeque This is who our democracy is in the hands of 😡

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Partner got Build-a-Bear Mothmen for both of us for our birthdays. When you squeeze their hands, they say "Gaaaaayyyyyyyy" in the opposite partner's voice. I've never been more jazzed about a stuffed animal.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I've clearly been consuming too much Aussie content. Google News has started trying to serve me cricket highlights. My entire knowledge of cricket comes from an episode of Bluey (that I'll admittedly watch every time the kids pick that one because it whips, but still).

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Shit, I got a bout of hiccups in front of the kids and I really feel that "I swear on my father's sardines" tweet.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that my tech-workin' uncle is the only person replying positively to my Facebook posts about Ned Ludd and Louis Lingg being awesome as hell warms my heart for some reason.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

happy 17th anniversary

submitted 59 days ago • 21 comments

I'm not saying I got the Switch for myself for Christmas and said it was for the kids, but they've been at their mom's place for the last few days and I've gotten everything unlocked in Mario Kart.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments