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ughjeez.bsky.social
A freeze-frame of an animated 🤪 emoji dumb, pan, helluva man 🏳️‍🌈
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turn your multi-monitor setup on
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fkn *choice* sidewalk right there
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the delicacies available to an enterprising ibis in Orlando are seemingly endless
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Ideally with this dialogue subbed in
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Good Dog™.
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I can't find it anymore, but someone had hypothesized that Detroit just produces another copy of that same guy every other generation.
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#wow #woah
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I, uh... "very carefully"?
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Borat_voice_happy_birthday.m4a
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if you've got a CVS nearby, the pharmacy has 10mL syringes, just gotta be all "my [believable scapegoat] broke the plunger on the one that came with his amoxicillin"
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that's where the ant farm comes into play
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Just imagining Ben being all "hup hup hup hup" running like that and it's perfect.
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Blessed Birth-day tidings be upon ye, fair David
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Officers need the game tonight to go as planned for that sweet, sweet overtime
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Just because I've filled my trepanation holes with shitake inoculation plugs doesn't mean they've taken over.
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ICBM warhead airbursts in a shower of fireworks over DC, saying "Sorry for the late birthday wishes!"
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nooooooo, the LASD is a collection of gangs! Totally different.
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oh yeah, I read Seveneves once
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The answer was "I was playing Doom in first grade and you were OK with it. C'moooonnnnnnnnn..."
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As A Dad™, lemme see if I can borrow a bee from the garden and see if she finds one of my daughter's dolls' bonnets comfortable.
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GEP gun to start, promptly explode self (and probably Paul), get asked by mom why she vouched for my 13-year-old ass when the guy at Babbage's or Software, Etc. or EB Games asked if I should be playing this M-rated game
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bedtime doomscrolling goals, goddamn
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If you want to see who came to riot, look for who dressed for a riot.
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Just his li'l way of telling STL and KC PDs "go hog wild!"
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Well yeah, you'd run out of breath since there are so many!
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waaaaay ahead of you bud 👈😎👈
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ugh, THANK you. they've had it too good for too long
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maybe try aiming for the 1 ring instead of the bullseye for a change
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RIP, g'damn
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the card/thread packaging on these nibs is scratching bits of my brain that even my art-queer high school self didn't recognize when I was actually sewing and drawing
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🤪
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gonna post a angery face about it
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@postoctobrist.bsky.social might be relevant to your interests
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People were freaking out because there's pronouns in starfield and now they're upset their miis don't have pronouns. I just wanna grill for God's sakes.
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your dog looks sick* *as hell