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uhhhhjillian.bsky.social
26 | ky | she/her | doing my very best
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“there’s only so much you can do to mashed potatoes before you cross the line”

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give my talented friend your money OR ELSE #art #fur #wolfwithhugetits

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bf took me to a bookstore with a cat and bought me three books. never kill yourself

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i’m sorry but fortnite is so good. i’m fighting godzilla as hatsune miku. like come on

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happy to announce that tinned fish is my new hyperfixation. just tried a mackerel with chili oil

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going to work for the first time in three days and i’ve been sitting in traffic for half an hour bc of a water main break. pretty telling if you ask me

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teeth are SO WEIRD

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ladies and gentlemen. party rock has left the building.

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this is a banger AND I KNOW BANGERS picrew.me/en/image_mak...

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how on EARTH is mitch mcconnell still living

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can galaxy gas canisters actually make whipped cream or are they solely for brain cell killing purposes. this is a genuine question.

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about to go to the grocery store less than 12 hours before the “giant winter storm” everyone’s been talking about for a week i’m. Scared

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in a comfy chair drinking a double torture from dutch bros and reading while bf takes a nap. 2025 pls stay like this i’m begging

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babes wake up new little guy just dropped

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have decided my goal for 2025 is to get back into reading consistently! i love to read but am not always intentional about making time for it. starting small-ish but optimistic with a goal of 30 books for the year.

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if anyone needs me i will be sleeping off my dinner for AT MINIMUM the next 12 hours

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If Balatro released in 2013, Jimbo would be turned into a Tumblr sexyman in ways you would not believe.

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finally won a balatro run last night and i think i’ll be chasing that high for the rest of my life

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walked into my kitchen to the saddest sight i’ve ever seen

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thinking about this picture a lot today

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today i am holding space for puffer jacket snoopy

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today my coworker was trying to describe something to me as “2D” but my brain would only hear “tooty” and that was the hardest 2 minutes of my day

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hey has anybody seen mr. mailbox i took him to the vet and now i cant find him

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i can’t leave my pizza dough in the kitchen to rise bc the cats will eat it so i’m carrying it around the apartment with me. we’re playing balatro together on the couch. i think i’m getting attached.

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i just stood in line at kroger for half an hour which means it’s officially the holiday season merry christmas everyone

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tried shepherd’s pie for the first time tonight so my life has peaked and it’s downhill from here thanks kz

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hi bluesky! meet crumpet

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