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Sebastian / Chimi 🐐 25 🐐 He / They 🐐 | Commissions are Open https://ultchimi.carrd.co/
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I desire the shuma gorath figure please make it not be $70

watching a more recent video with ian from smosh in it. i haven't watched a smosh video since i was a child and god it feels so so wrong on some deep primal level to see him being normal and not hamming it the fuck up white youtuber with a child audience style

& Then a weird guy appear

still suffering the consequences of the walmart delivery bringing me the wrong fucking lao gan ma with peanuts in it instead of soybeans. it hits wrong. the flavor is just capsaicin with no swag

tenna's battle theme is such a fucking insane pile of soundfonts why toby do dat

i think it's been long enough that i can publicly deltarune post about less spoilery details. can we please talk about how the fucking hymn in the church ends on the most story of undertale ass note

fuck whoever made that edit of the deltarune legend sequence that names off a bunch of spongebob shit. every time i hear that leitmotif im thinking about patchy the pirate goo lagoon the flying dutchman boating school

every day i gotta bail out the condensation that pools under our ac in the the humid as fuck summer weather and dump out gallons upon gallons of water that probably has like super legionnaires disease in it

Fuck it late nite stream!!! Mina the Hollower demo then Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo! A damn double feature in here www.twitch.tv/ultchimi

i would really like if discord's clients both pc and mobile didn't randomly completely fucking freeze up for no discernible reason. this program used to work. please give me a version that doesn't have shitty worthless games and a store and other bloat that has no right to occupy my disk space

Its so hard to actually sleep as well. my brain only craves to create things while toby fox's bassy artistry thrums in my skull

every fucking night i tell myself im gonna go to bed earlier and then i see the sunrise peeking through my curtains and i get mad at myself. i got 5 hours of sleep yesterday and still did this to myself without thinking. how do i break out of these shitty routines

we need to stop letting people make better computers it's just causing all software to decide that the extra power is their space to occupy and it fills up instantly like highways. nothing runs well anymore

there's a bit in chapter 4 where the line "the tale of deltarune" is dropped outside of the grand expository slideshow context and it's so fucking funny to me. its some actual story of undertale shit

this video altered my revisit of chapter 1 considerably. it's forever tainted youtu.be/vSARtTzZNd4?...

just finished deltarune chapter 4! Help

compiling evidence for deltarune boob theory

is anyone else noticing a distinct uptick it microgame collection type shit lately

yo new chapter 1 ending added retroactively?

repost to give deltarune fans heart palpitations

The one time I am advocating for the government to silently erase a man

I understand the reasoning behind the cat being named tom but who the fuck looks at a mouse and says yes. That is a jerry if I've ever seen one

toby fox what the hell are you doing with the mother 1 tank theme... got damn

the exterior of the human form is beautiful and resplendent. the inside is a horrible wasteland of aches and spasms and is god's biggest mistake

in chapter 3 you discover ralsei's associated object in the light world and can shake it really hard to make him sick. overuse of this feature can lead to a sequence in chapter 4 where he dies of brain damage

The way this guy says "Chibi Anime" has completely destroyed my vocabulary.

Every passing day feels like a timer ticking down and I need it to stop

new toy story type movie about the sad lonely lego stud what got sucked up in the vacuum cleaner

why was amazon able to update to my new debit card info without me telling it to. I don't like that

bitches be like "program is not responding" first of all you're a machine and you don't get to make mistakes,

little bit of a style experiment. hellboy inspired

fellas how do i make it not be like this

there are so many people in the world who value excessive personal gain over basic human decency and i don't understand why we as a species allow those people to survive

little bit of a style experiment. hellboy inspired

all forms of reminder are failing me. i need an automaton that aims a gun at my head and states aloud my goals for the day every hour

a few weeks ago i kept getting repeat phone calls asking me to donate to the local police force and they could not have understood the satisfaction i felt hearing them tell me that more and more cops were getting hurt on the job and then hanging up on them mid sentence

I hate when I get messages from my friends in dreams. I wanna interact with those beautiful bitches for real dont feed me lies

is there a name for the shit link always has going on with his hair with like. those dangly bits at the sides that are not sideburns but occupy the same space

i want time to stand still but keep going small scale. i want the days to pass but not the months. the far future is vast and scary but next week always seems alright

i love how octopus the perfect tool to make any food look incredibly incredibly fucked up

Discovered an incredibly shitty new lego connection method today with these lever bases

just randomly remembered a really fucked up dream i had one time where i was on a cruise ship and the ocean started running red and a nearby tv started playing a news bulletin stating in no uncertain terms that EVERY animal is dying suddenly

real actual shoutout to roblox ugc creators who make plus sized character packages that are genuinely nice and not made for ridicule and disgust

shoutout to all the kids on roblox who see z fighting and think its a cool hack to give ugc animated textures