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divine vessel 🐚 21 🪷 she/her 🫧 triple aqua
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I only smoke so much weed because I'm afraid of the Inside Out emotion people in my head and I'm trying to kill them

I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

me if stanning addison rae was illegal

me reading preposterous bc i can’t stand her but also can’t figure out why

📍Venice, Italy

taking a shower sober: meh, can be cold. would rather not see my own naked body. taking a shower high: 🫧this is the most magical place in the world, i should hang out here more often😋🫧

well well well

i already know luther will be my most played song of the year

what ipad games are the girlies playing lately

bpd is so stupid. wym im crying and screaming bc i can't have a burrito bowl Anyway im fine now ✌️ im gonna eat whatevers in my freezer instead

just wrote an incredibly long diary entry i think that’s enough work for today ❤️🙂‍↕️

feeding. gouache watercolor painting on paper

Lint roller

did not fucking realize those clean girls with air tight pantry organizers were onto something when preventing moths

where’s all the stans on here i need to enter the circlejerk echo chamber i’ve cultivated on every other social media site

me with my lip combo

I regret to say, I am researching buying a hand gun. I believe I will have the need to conceal and carry as we travel through an uncertain future. I will take my time with my research. When I purchase, I will practice often at shooting ranges, practice safe storage, etc. Women, prepare!

finding out your hours are getting cut literally on december first 😍 #antiwork

where the fuck do airpods go

the problem with me is that i want to clean my house AND have me time doing hobbies so instead i will do neither ❤️

I was deeply disappointed by the lack of nature/science/climate/enviro on many major end-of-year book lists—so I decided to make my own! Introducing: ✨🎁📚 The 2024 Holiday Gift Guide to Nature & Science Books ✨🎁📚 Please share: Let's make this go viral in time for Black Friday / holiday shopping!

i’ve watched every damn show in the universe at this point

evil chappell roan: it's slime... it's ghoul...