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My work boots make cloppy heeled noise when I walk. A hot-girl-in-highheels noise. Amusing when I get on a morning train, walk down that carriage aisle and 50yo+ businessmen heel-fetishists hear, turning in their seats to give me a body scan, then turn back crestfallen, heartbroken. No, daddies.

Love how the men are dressing in engaging, entertaining, interest-grabbing costume & being fun, though the women are in generic outfits. A nice flip on a narrative done to death in other realms. I feel Dotas lads being generally down to play, is strongly supported by bonds w guys who show us its OK!

Chimera need to win this because i cant watch another one - I have to go to bed and I want to wake up tomorrow to find out who won, not just wake up knowing it was falcons last night. 😂

no

Movies i like, for people who might not have seen them. Dont spoiler it by searching, just watch it clean. Meet Joe Black - Bittersweet, poignant romance, old dad wisdom, minor magical element. Practical Magic - good sister relationship, magic, lost love, bad exes, batty aunts, a scary bit.

my sister is very angry at me, telling me i dont know how hard it is to do a career job instead of shift-work. She's somewhat right, but i know when im not working so i'm home, I can see her in her fulltime work-from-home tech/design career that she gets to browse a lot of amazon & watch podcasts.

Rereading storage instructions of foods i've bought for years: "Store in a cool, dry place" > done. obvi. braindead obvious. "Once opened, store refrigerated below 4C" > 100%. i have crushed this test. professional foodhaver. honestly who even needs thes...

I have my ringtone set as the shop music from Ocarina of Time. Kinda cha-cha esque. It just rang for so long as I scrambled to get it from my bag on a packed morning train. The train's full of zoomers & older-than-millennials so nobody gets it and it's just a weird retro assault on the ears 🫠

Heavy Smokers should get their own train carriage so they can stink putridly together in harmony without nauseating the rest of us

You guys know I love Valentine's day. That's coming up.

why are all the s's in my game chat coming up as sss?

Saw the tundra-gg exit interview everyones been talking about 😬 what can one say. It's clear from the reception this has had, at least, that there's strategic & professional optical benefit in NOT having interconnecty dynamics between interviewer & team the customer/audience can wield & fixate on

Every day is new dangerous thing i am prying from the back of my kleptomaniacal death-seeking puppy's throat and gums a sachet of do-not-eat silica dessicant a ballpointpen tube of ink (he broke though the peh shell, ripped the middle out and noshed on that) a hot glue gun stick (from a sealed box)

my sister just called me ghetto for heating up leftover pasta in a pot and eating from that pot with paper grocery bag as a pot-rest but she packed up all the bowls literally 2+ weeks before we are moving house and she can afford to get delivery every niight but im not doing that~~

making myself miserable watching wedding dress runway shows again lol

my little work-sister sent me this, so i sent her back..

first roll post-extention. fuck you devs

nostalging on this post by one of the most notorious weirdass pieceof-proudlyracist-shit politicians in Australia who fought for better internet speeds for us kids in the bush because god forbid we lose to those nastay "overseas gamers" lol 🙄

new mini fixation for the hour is womens volleyball amazons who apparently just exist out there holy fuck like excuse me what youtube.com/shorts/ObP2H...

as this event comes to a close, I have decided I cannot justify spending the $30 on my sky princess, but at least i will stare at him in demo mode a little bit more

The awkward part of chatting w guys about dates, where I have to explain that I'm down to hike, go to markets, the beach, love a park, love a cafe, the zoo, a city wander etc. but ONLY AFTER DARK. because being in SUN makes me radiate sad, hate and angey at everyone and everything.

Who's that talent?!