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I've never seen it so well put before.

Elon Musk wakes up, bleary and disoriented. "Grimes, I just had the weirdest dream..." he mutters as he rolls over to her. "Tell me all about it, Space Daddy," replies Stephen Miller's wife in bed beside him. "Yeah, tell her," comes Stephen's bitter voice from a chair in the semi-darkness.

All they have to do to not get called Nazis is to: - Refuse to engage in cruel, arbitrary behavior - Demand support for that refusal from their chain of command - Embody a culture of disciplined professionalism - Not dress like anonymous fucking goons Weirdly, these things keep not happening.

I saw two new movies this week. One was an action movie involving globe-trotting spies, wild fights, and crazy stunts. The other was Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning...

I'm not. I'm MANA. #MakeAmericaNormalAgain

TEN more robots for Ukraine!!!!!!!!!! Many thanks to all who donated (or are considering doing so). 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 ❤️ you ALL for supporting 🇺🇦! 💙💛 #InItToWinIt

Because Chucko, my beautiful boy…you are good. You have art in you! In theater THIS Friday, 6/6 and everywhere 6/13. @mikeflanaganfilm.com @neon-rated.bsky.social

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

OUR DAY HAS COME

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

*taps the sign*

"Welcome to Seabreeze Sanctuary!" (1/1) [Tide Together] This is the start of an original project I've been working on for a year! Seabreeze Sanctuary is a place where mer can find a safe haven, and Rooster is here to introduce you to the many Mer that live here.

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I know it’s not the same impact globally as when Trump broke into US, but personally this feels just as devastating so: my nation is full of morons who’d choose a thieving criminal and some sports hooligan as the president, mostly to be cruel to liberals. And the amount of young dudes who voted for

Respectfully, and speaking as someone who for years did one good whack before blocking, no you don't. That's mindspace they've taken from you, and attention you've given to them, and both of those are seen from others, none of whom benefit. Consign the trolls to the cornfield the second they appear.

What if your college homework was to play Final Fantasy XVI? Well I teach that class— and more! I think video games are one of the best teaching resources available to us in education. Wanna know why? Check out this presentation from PAX East, now available! #PAXEast youtu.be/LbvMtSV7IvI?...

W pomeczowym wywiadzie, Paweł Kuwik zagadnął Igę, że Polacy czują się dziś jak dzieci i że Iga zrobiła im prezent. Iga odpowiedziała bardzo przytomnie "mam nadzieję, że Polacy nie czują się jak dzieci, bo dziś wybory". 😂✌️

“There’s no need to be humble, brother. You are the world’s saviour.” “I only ever wanted to be yours,” Clive confesses, voice cracking. “But I couldn’t even manage that.” Augh my heart… right before bedtime 😭😭😭😭😭😭 archiveofourown.org/chapters/170...

You can be your own fandom.

this rules "I am old, and I am a legend, and fuck you all I'm going to use my platform to support trans people" good for him

Whole Flight Spent Reading ‘War And Peace’ Over Shoulder Of Passenger Ahead theonion.com/whole-f...

In regards to generative slop; what keeps me going is that fact that /i/ am creating things. my peers and friends are creating things that make them happy. that are results of their emotions, their joys, their pain, their anything. The Human Aspect. what we're creating is so important.

this is what I see when people post their wols in that new hat thing

I think I can call him officially done! (Unless I get antsy who knows) But! Here’s joshie! With his official card info (he’s a mythic in my heart so shhh no R for him) onto Phoenix next! :3 ✨ #ffxvi #mtg #joshuarosfield

It begins \ o /

Just need them smooching and being happy that’s all………… 😭🥺💖😭✨ [ref’d] #roscest ~modern au

just wanna repost this lil gem from 2023 xD [ redraw ] #roscest

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First Trailer in 7 days…

📢 In celebration of 15 MILLION FANWORKS on #AO3 and another #Fanfic Friday, Mod Tiana wants YOU to share your favorite one-chapter works! Also known as ficlets, #drabbles, short stories, one-shots, etc. Provide links, if you'd like 💝

Is it hot in here..? 🔥🔥🛐🔥🔥

#AO3 now has over 15 million works! Celebrate with us, and tell us how you engage with #fandom at otw-news.org/2p8nuunt

Modern au cuz they deserve a happy life #ffxvi #ffxviau

Wars reward.

i love snuggles