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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
The singularity sent forth no warning. The point of no return had no sign or demarcation. (he/him; avatar by @leeleels.bsky.social) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
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long live Los Angeles

I love this card. I think I have just the brew in mind for this little guy [slaps skullclamp onto vivi; gestures towards butcher of the horde]

It’s a difficult proposition for undergrads to work through, but choosing a major isn’t really about what kind of jobs you want to do so much as what sorts of questions you want to think about or *how* you want to think about questions throughout your life.

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

First paper event since Amsterdam last year.

Some of you right now: I gotta track down the skater kid for journalism! No you don’t.

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

how about this: renegade raven guard, horrified by Corax' embrace of the most brutal tyrant humanity has ever seen, and now lost in the convolutions of trying to think of something different when you have been mutilated into only knowing war?

It's oddly prophetic, too, that the sequel Tolkien cancelled would have warned about "orcish" behaviour after the War of the Ring begins to fade into memory, just as we're seeing the specter of fascism rising today. He cancelled writing it because it was too depressing to think about.

is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

night of the long posts let’s go

5$ on “sword missile through cybertruck” please

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

I realize that the kit is a few years old and that single marine boxes outsell literally every other kit in 40k, but I think it would be cool and good if gw would make a single box of howling banshees at some point its been like six months guy cmon

Played a single run of "Elden Ring: Nightreign", and I think my key takeaway is that there should be like a 0.005% chance that one of the nightly bosses is the Autonomous Planetary Closure Craft AAP07: BALTEUS

Heard a pecking at my window and saw this peahen staring at me. Did you know that peahens make some of the worst noises in the world? They’re extremely loud.

What ChatGPT communicates is contempt. When you read something composed by this thing you know that whoever used it had contempt for the assignment. You can feel comfortable replying in kind. It’s destructive.

i've never gotten into short form video or chatgpt and im so hyped to eventually be one of the last remaining people with attention span and analytical skills, i think it's really going to increase my value to enterprising warlords during the water wars

Our Peabody speech for 1000xRESIST. “This art form is barely unearthed. It’s too early to define it. Fund the indescribable.”

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

🚨 EMERGENCY CALL TO ACTION: We are calling for a boycott of TCGplayer to demand that eBay keeps the Authentication Center open and keeps 200 unionized jobs in Syracuse. #LayoffEBay #GreedBay TCG enthusiasts: don’t buy your cardboard from TCGplayer. 🧵

Most normal detail I loved in Andor is Lezine's weird sawn-off double-barrelled bolt-action shotblaster. It reads as an antique civilian fowling piece.

waterboarding could not have gotten this story out of me

A thin joist of a spine never yet upheld a full and noble soul.

really just think of an abandoned unsold cybertruck parked in front of a dead mall as being akin to a whalefall. pile of expensive, valuable resources fallen somewhere lightless where it could, perhaps, support a whole ecosystem of weird freaks

Staggering burned and blinded through the bombardment of images that perfectly encapsulate the collapse of American capitalism that the parking lot of a derelict Bed Bath & Beyond as boneyard for unsold cybertrucks barely registers.

Impressive to watch someone park their truck across two street parking spaces, prod the meter like it’s the monolith for five minutes, then resentfully roll their truck back a meter, still occupying two spots.

New most embarrassing injury unlocked: got a cardboard cuts under my fingernail opening a pizza box.