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I am a graphic arts professional. Park Slope dad, yo-yo trickist, bad movie connoisewer.
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Can he drive? Maybe, maybe not. Can he park? Nope.
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They placate the masses with an unending supply of bubblegum.
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I always got excited when the characters got into a car,
Because that meant some of TV’s greatest driving b-roll footage was coming up.
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When that season was airing, I always made sure to turn it off before the credits gave way to Pizzolato talking about the episode. His douchery ruined it for me.
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They spotted you from across Ghorman Plaza and liked your vibe
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Maul in the Family
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Not enough Matt Carsons
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It’s not just my arteries that are hardening
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It preminisced the mayoralty of Ed Koch four years in advance!
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Minus one
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I read this day by day back when you were writing it and it was a thrill the whole damn year. Thank you.
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Obviously that’s Cher on the left and Sonny on the right.
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We can’t 86 him. They’ve figured out that that’s code maximum violence.
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It had a guy who looked just like Ed Koch as the mayor, years before Ed Koch was the mayor.
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This looks like a rig with a couple of puppeteers inside to work the arms and legs.
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Cannon made it in 1986 with Roy Scheider. John Frankenheimer directed. JDB would’ve been great in it (tho Scheider was pretty great too).
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I can make a hat, a brooch, a foreign emolument, or a pterodactyl!
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I too have walked away uninjured from a catastrophic crash in a Mazda. They’re good cars.
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When the guns Henry brings Jimmy don’t fit Jimmy’s silencers, Henry’s voiceover tries to pass it off like Jimmy fucked it up and not Henry himself. The unreliablest narrator.
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On the subject of Van Halen and backing vocals, attention must be paid to Michael Anthony. He is utterly crucial VH’s sound. Plays bass good too.
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The guitar solo sounds incredible!
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Cash me outside, howbout dat
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Pope Maurice!
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For sale: severed pinky, never worn
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These fit half a tallboy perfectly. Tallboy waits nice and cool in the fridge while you drink part one.
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I’m sticking around for “Goes to College”
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Respectfully, are you a foundational inventor of the concept of mansplaining who’s written entire books about it?
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Don’t forget to mock the typo before you block this account everyone.
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This looks very similar to the process of selecting a new Pope.
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What an achievement for Lauren Sanchez. How did she do it?!
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Unsolicited doc pics
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Maybe he was a g-g-g-ghost
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Keep coming back Flav!
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Is too