unclecrankypants.bsky.social
currently in las vegas where we go to the canyons a bit more often than the casinos.
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At the punk rock museum maybe:
www.thepunkrockmuseum.com
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They must own a lot of #Apple stock
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what's the over/under on him getting pardoned?
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we had Speed Racer but we didn’t know it was anime at the time, it was just a really cool cartoon with race cars and a chimpanzee
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bro don’t even know what a margarita looks like
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presumably punctuation would be a day 6 thing, right? so it was a saturday, god probably had the upcoming day off on his mind, maybe take the boat out for a bit, do some fishing. what i'm saying is things get missed the day before the weekend.
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Is the “Conservative lifestyle publication” WaPo?
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According to CNN, 77,302,580 people voted for this. This is more than the number of people who voted against this. That’s who voted for this.
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MIL-LIME-IUM
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Update: the opposite, in fact, has happened
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cool, lemme try one
WALL STREET PEOPLES! PUT ALL YR DOLLARS INTO UNCLECRANKYPANTS 401K ACCOUNT
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tremendous!
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WHAT DID SANDY BULLOCK DO TO DESERVE YOUR IRE?
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the property should look like either the apartment building in “Singles” or the dorm in “Real Genius”
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thoughts and prayers
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according to wikipedia, “The song plays continuously at the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York.” which must mean they have tremendous staff turnover and/or high rates of self-harm among employees
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“THEY'RE TAKING THE BOOBIES TO ISENGARD!”
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Potential band names:
3. Mark’s Flashback Sandwich
2. Irving’s Watermelon Head
1. Copious Luxury Meats
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"It's true. Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild."
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agreed, it’s like January 83rd or some shit
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i do know AI isn't at all interested in practice.
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you hear that? it's the sound of thousands of people checking their wishlist.
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"YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
- Applebee's CEO
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Go FORK Yourself Flatware Co.
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hang on a sec, is that person gatekeeping “having an opinion”?
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golden era internet thing, that is to say, a long-remembered blog post from 2006:
web.archive.org/web/20060203...
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well, this will almost certainly turn things around for them.
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i hadn't thought of cillizza in a long time and then this quote post appeared. i clicked over to his timeline or whatever and i see he's still the same sensationalistic half-assed word salad dope he was when i stopped paying attention to him years ago.
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i cannot understand what that dude is even saying with this. i then took a look at his timeline or whatever and i have no idea what he means in most of it, but i did see a fundamental lack of a sense of humor. is it a troll account or something?
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youtu.be/qjYuFbCzXbs?...
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it’s either a stunningly dunderheaded take or they’re a troll. regardless, I love the block feature on Bluesky.