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Take care everyone! I'm gonna lock myself out of this account for a while. Will still be here on my other account.

the key thing to understand is that the primary reason that venture capitalists turned hard right-wing is that MeToo removed the only thing they care about: the ability to rape their subordinates

i keep thinking about this

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

I'm thinking that, back in the day, wood barrels were basically discarded packaging that you could find in any back alley. Nowadays, I think the closest thing would be a cardboard box.

Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.

Elon’s Downfall

The earth rotates 90 degrees every six hours.

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

I guess Putin just figured out why he's been getting nothing but press releases on his Signal for the past month.

The only way this is going to end: "After all this forced labor, I, for one, could use a nice shower."

Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

Same here

What is up with that *black* MAGA hat? Was that the idea of the same campaign aide who came up with the garbage man cosplay?