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jess, they/them. still not thane of cawdor. currently: destiny, hotd, fromsoft, funger, bungou stray dogs. 18+
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I think it's cool that the new deputy FBI director, Dan Bongino once got so mad that he did a multi-day tweet thread about how communists should be put down like dogs because I called him "bongo vagina"

The core of it, for me, is that if a cisgender teenage girl was stabbed to death by her classmates who were obsessed with the idea of murdering someone, we’d rightly see any focus on the victim’s unhealthy online interests as a completely unrelated distraction.

it's the month of giving

At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.

IMHO the biggest argument for the Kurt-Cobain-was-a-girl theory is that Cobain does egg stuff and talks / acts like a tgirl. All the mannerisms are there. I recognize that literal facial expression and vocal lift

stupid things that i think should fall under employee benefits, actually: - haircuts - one new bra a year - insurance for your pets

just learned that when my parents visit their pain doctor (they have the same one), it's a whole close-the-office-and-chat event and my dad uses his daily pass to take the receptionist's car through the carwash lmfao

Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

people who apparently deserve everything that happens to them, because they ask for bad things by existing as they are: - addicts - people with ASPD, NPD, and sometimes BPD - fat people these are pretty common sentiments among even generally progressive and empathetic folks.

Did I ever post the pre-firing additional ancient cave-beasts? Either way, I absolutely love how they turned out — there are bison, aurochs, wooly rhinos, and a single mammoth! I definitely need to make more of these 👀

trans people are uniquely equipped to understand and make better fetish porn than cis people for the same reasons we're equipped to understand and make better horror art than cis people. I could very much elaborate but we'd be here all day

This is also true because oftentimes, much like tradwives, they promote a lifestyle they're not willing to actually live themselves.

Look I will always have sympathy for Esther and what she went through, but I honestly think it's shameful the way she refuses to name the root causes of Brianna's murder. Phones didn't kill her, it was the twisted narratives of dehumanisation that fostered in her killers a desire to make her suffer.

Can't wait for this to start prescribing medicine.

Me: (knows what they had for dinner, 300+hrs on calls and discords, what their favorite coffee recipe is, what their favorite shipping for the last 5 years was, when they last had their family dinner) hey I am making reservations for us, what was your name again?

A personal list of lenses for narrative design & genre writing I keep having conversations with writer friends about using lenses to think about fiction (both writing and reading/playing), and I keep promising I'll write down my list somewhere useful. This is as useful a place as I've got!

also lmao it looks so much like the new Prius (which costs half as much) now

there are two ways to write a story: 1. what if [serious premise] was horny 2. what if [horny premise] was taken seriously

My favorite doodle of today’s draw together with @d2artevents.bsky.social. — #destiny2 #destiny2art

Idiot 1 pretends to have a bad day so he can avoid the humiliation to admit he feels needy, so idiot 2 gives him extra affection. #BG3 #baldursgate3 #Astarion #Karlach #hellspawn

late update but: after three years, they're finally done fixing my gums! i have congenitally thin gums and a few years back my dentist was like, bro you are going to start losing all these expensive orthodontically-perfected teeth if we don't do something about it. —

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We support toxic ships in this house 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ Everyone deserves a second chance!!!! #sorrywereclosed

Happy birthday to this king of fabulosity

i think it was like. rosie o'donnell coming out???

kicked the cat off my desk for stomping all over my keyboard and now my husband is comforting him. "you're my little buddy.... you should be allowed to type if you want to."

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

what's the physically-impossible thing your pain makes you want to do? when i get migraines i wish i could push my knuckles through my eye sockets but like, in a fantastical way that involved no injury. i wish i could pop my head off, pour out all the stuff in my neck, and then put it back on.

name: jess! pronouns: they/them height: 5'3"?? sign: taurus tattoos/piercings: none, they're all on nell drink: horton's steeped tea, 2m3s comfort food: too many, but right now pasta with sauteed garlic, black pepper, and parmesan animal: you thought i was gonna say deer but STINGRAYS OMG I WILL CRY

I can't stop thinking about her... #anglerfish

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

me: this dude, what's his deal? elden ring: he's a giant jar full of body parts me: haha what about this guy? ER: he's the corpsefucker and he wants to fuck your corpse me: omg, and who's this?? ER: ...turtle with a pope hat

hot contender for Horniest Courtroom Photo of All Time

“We will not approve changes to terminology or removal of data that compromise the scientific accuracy of content.” 👏🏻

I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi. Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast