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I just cannot tell people who ask me how I am doing, "I have a chronic illness that saps my energy and leaves my body aching, menopause is all up in my face with exhaustion, and I have a mental illness that tricks me into thinking I shouldn't be happy. So I am just fine.

My first memories are of a whispered dead man, who was supposed to have been my dad. I used to think my sisters were making him up to scare me. #grief #ghostdad

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

If ever i adopt a senior lady kitty, i will call her Sister Monica Joan.

My male parental unit used to prank me on this day relentlessly, given that I was incredibly trusting and often naive. Most of these would not land as funny. Stop the inane April Fool's Day bollocks.

if ANYONE gets near me with one of those frikkin reborn dolls, I promise you that no amount of gravity will keep me from fleeing into the GD sky.

Shifter,reverse-harem,MFM, MM, Magical,Omegaverse,D/s. Thats my self care routine.

Instead of mood stabilizers, may I have a treehouse instead?

Artist: Jen Jen Rose [ www.facebook.com/jen2rose/ ]

anticipating my therapy appointment today feels like I am waiting for my bestest friend to come for a sleepover knowing her and I are gonna dance to WHAM and make out.

"So much for the party of love and tolerance." Why do they think that we will be tolerant of bigotry and racism and embrace their white nationalist agenda? Why do they think that phrase is a "gotcha!"

The Kennedy Center will soon look like an overwrought, gaudy, gold-plated nouveau riche tragedy. Its walls will hear not the talented artists it is used to, but instead in its place will be caterwauls of the damned.

I wish I had the power that commercial talked about in the 80's, like wherever I looked, everyone would turn into a tootsie roll.

This..

we really did run around grade school pinching each other over not wearing a certain color.

“Illegal immigrant” was their first success. Now comes “Illegal boycott” “Illegal protest” “Illegal votes” “Illegal posts” Until the “illegal” is you. #3E

My Therapist "How many art projects do you have going on at the same time?" Me "yes"

If only uvalde sold model 3s

Just got diagnosed with BPD...and my instant reaction was "that fucking explains soooo much" and my second reaction was "damn I am even more sexier now" #BPD #Borderlinepersonalitydisorder #Sexy

Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”

Two pictures that say the same thing. One is Hitler posing for a picture with a Jewish girl he called "sweetheart." to show that he loved kids and was a kind man. The other is Trump exploiting a black child who has cancer at the SOTU.

Great meme by @projectliberal.org.

I am so close to running out of compartments to store all this fresh hell in.. so that I can function at an acceptable level without screaming 24/7

Upped my dosage of Effexor from 75 mg to 150 mg...In your face RFKjr.

Are the people at Funkopop ok? do they know that they dont need to make a FP for every single character ever? its getting concerning

I having been looking up to the sky...waiting for the Monty Python shoe to come squish them all.

Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

When you have anxiety and a coworker suggests as a team-building exercise "escape room, you guys!!" ...you plot their death in the immediate.

I often dance in my living room to goth/indust classics and pretend I am wowing all the black-clad hotties with my moves, and then I continue sweeping.

I just had my first online therapy appointment in the closet at work. It felt like I was doing something rebellious and also wholesome.

Last night I cried for a sweet crab passing away, which tells me I am not as numb as I thought i was.

Oh how much am I trying to escape into books right now? 105 books read since January 1st ….

today i am half made of rage and half made of an 80's Juicy Fruit commercial jingle.

telling everyone at work that my Matcha is spoiled cold brew but "its fine" to see who really loves me

Fact about me #43: If I hear a song I want to dance to while I am peeing, I can stop midstream and continue later.

BTVS Once more with feeling, Pitch Perfect, Bring It On...all of these give me the same safe feeling.

I feel like the closed captioning phrase "Ominous Music" is at the bottom of my life right now 24/7