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I know we're not supposed to crosspost from Twitter but

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The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

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LGBTQIA+ is actually an acronym for the late 90s/early 2000s Clippers: •L-amar Odom •G-len Rice •B-aron Davis •T-yrone Nesby •Q-uentin Richardson •I-saac Austin •A-lvin Gentry • + Eric Piatkowski, Keith Closs, Michael Olowokandi

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THE THANOS COPTER!!!

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This is, on the one hand, a catastrophe for the human race, but on the other it’s pretty funny that he spent 50 billion dollars and personally directed Twitter engineers to boost his posts, and has gotten 21,000 likes on this, which is something you can get on Bluesky for saying libraries are nice

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Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept

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All of my fave shitheads, dinguses, and con men now have access to real power. Unless you've clocked a lot of hours marinating in this toxic brine, it’s hard to explain just how insane and stupid they are—and how much more deranged, manic, and bloodthirsty they've grown since the Inauguration.

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oh good they’re doing Lavender Scare II

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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

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Next year, after $50 billion more invested and the yearly power consumption of Italy, the ai won't give Elon two left feet

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I don’t know why people liked the 3rd Sonic move so much, he didn’t even kiss Shadow.

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also “the pope is wrong!” is famously a controversial thing to say in the history of catholicism

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Me suggesting celebrity fursonas

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Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

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Who thought it would be a good idea to use a real song in the Andor trailer?

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I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

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Thought this was Kendall Roy at first

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I think the rumors about Spielberg having secretly directed Poltergeist are at least in part denigrating Hooper because Poltergeist rips so hard and Hooper was a grungy horror director and Spielberg is a big prestige guy so there’s no way the little guy could have done it.

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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

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The only immigrant taking American jobs away is Elon Musk.

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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

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POPEWATCH 2025 sally, you're on the ground there, very brave, what can you tell us? WELL CHUCK HE'S A DYING OLD POPE thx

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He is so stunningly, uniquely terrible at posting that it immediately stands out even in an offline context like this. The absolute worst to ever do it. In a category by himself. Singularly anti-talented in a way we will talk about for decades if not centuries. The Wayne Gretzky of bad posting.

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yet another clickbait 'CARTOON CENSORSHIP?!' thumbnail pops up in your suggested youtube videos. you groan and ignore it. months later, it has millions of views. you give in and finally click. a man shows you a VHS tape he found in WB's trash of the animaniacs doing the zapruder film

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All comedy is ultimately ID vs. SUPEREGO. The classic example is to contrast something "highbrow" (superego) with something "taboo" or "base" (id) to a point of absurdity. For example a turd in a little tuxedo, or a dracula graduating from poop school sir this is an arby's fantastic haha fantastic

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This was the moment, just over a month ago, when the ADL could've put an end to Republicans doing Nazi salutes. They didn't. They chose instead to provide cover by calling it "an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm." Now the sieg heil salute has been normalized. The ADL literally had ONE JOB.

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Here’s the email everyone is getting from OPM. Embarrassing stuff.

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Here’s me.

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We're not accepting new followers at this time. If it's an emergency and you need to read the posts of an alternative rock band i can refer you to wheatus

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thank you toilet seat

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Didn't think it was possible to out-lib Hamilton but here we are

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Lego Lord of the Rings (Wii, PS3, Steam)

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Trying to rewatch all of Daredevil with my dad before the new show starts but due to scheduling conflicts that may not work out. Can anyone recommend a good series recap in case we don't make it?

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

I know we're not supposed to crosspost from Twitter but

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

LGBTQIA+ is actually an acronym for the late 90s/early 2000s Clippers: •L-amar Odom •G-len Rice •B-aron Davis •T-yrone Nesby •Q-uentin Richardson •I-saac Austin •A-lvin Gentry • + Eric Piatkowski, Keith Closs, Michael Olowokandi

THE THANOS COPTER!!!

This is, on the one hand, a catastrophe for the human race, but on the other it’s pretty funny that he spent 50 billion dollars and personally directed Twitter engineers to boost his posts, and has gotten 21,000 likes on this, which is something you can get on Bluesky for saying libraries are nice

Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept

All of my fave shitheads, dinguses, and con men now have access to real power. Unless you've clocked a lot of hours marinating in this toxic brine, it’s hard to explain just how insane and stupid they are—and how much more deranged, manic, and bloodthirsty they've grown since the Inauguration.

oh good they’re doing Lavender Scare II

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

Next year, after $50 billion more invested and the yearly power consumption of Italy, the ai won't give Elon two left feet

I don’t know why people liked the 3rd Sonic move so much, he didn’t even kiss Shadow.

also “the pope is wrong!” is famously a controversial thing to say in the history of catholicism

Me suggesting celebrity fursonas

Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

Who thought it would be a good idea to use a real song in the Andor trailer?

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

Thought this was Kendall Roy at first

I think the rumors about Spielberg having secretly directed Poltergeist are at least in part denigrating Hooper because Poltergeist rips so hard and Hooper was a grungy horror director and Spielberg is a big prestige guy so there’s no way the little guy could have done it.

DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

The only immigrant taking American jobs away is Elon Musk.

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

POPEWATCH 2025 sally, you're on the ground there, very brave, what can you tell us? WELL CHUCK HE'S A DYING OLD POPE thx

He is so stunningly, uniquely terrible at posting that it immediately stands out even in an offline context like this. The absolute worst to ever do it. In a category by himself. Singularly anti-talented in a way we will talk about for decades if not centuries. The Wayne Gretzky of bad posting.

yet another clickbait 'CARTOON CENSORSHIP?!' thumbnail pops up in your suggested youtube videos. you groan and ignore it. months later, it has millions of views. you give in and finally click. a man shows you a VHS tape he found in WB's trash of the animaniacs doing the zapruder film

All comedy is ultimately ID vs. SUPEREGO. The classic example is to contrast something "highbrow" (superego) with something "taboo" or "base" (id) to a point of absurdity. For example a turd in a little tuxedo, or a dracula graduating from poop school sir this is an arby's fantastic haha fantastic

This was the moment, just over a month ago, when the ADL could've put an end to Republicans doing Nazi salutes. They didn't. They chose instead to provide cover by calling it "an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm." Now the sieg heil salute has been normalized. The ADL literally had ONE JOB.

Here’s the email everyone is getting from OPM. Embarrassing stuff.

Here’s me.

We're not accepting new followers at this time. If it's an emergency and you need to read the posts of an alternative rock band i can refer you to wheatus

thank you toilet seat

Didn't think it was possible to out-lib Hamilton but here we are

Lego Lord of the Rings (Wii, PS3, Steam)

Trying to rewatch all of Daredevil with my dad before the new show starts but due to scheduling conflicts that may not work out. Can anyone recommend a good series recap in case we don't make it?

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

I don’t respect this being! I never will respect this being!

… Sy Ableman?

How do I tell YouTube to stop showing me TPUSA ads

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane