Profile avatar
underscorezeus.bsky.social
Best known for getting Morbius back in theaters. He/they
669 posts 258 followers 822 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

"Dems should reach out to Elon" oh okay, disregarding all of your opinions forever now.

lol

Very niche complaint but I feel like I should be able to watch any YouTube videos I've uploaded when I'm logged in, even if they're set to premiere at a later date

I am once again thinking about Better Call Saul

abolish ICE and lock these agents in a dungeon.

The celebrities are at it again. Heavily promoting a shitty phone app that is widely reported to be overpriced, deceptive and is really just gambling. How utterly utterly pathetic.

Someone needs to do an Indiana Jones meme where its another Nazi punching the Nazi.

Gonna stop arguing with brainlets on bsky. I'm so grateful for Elon Musk & Donald Trump for snapping me out of it and reminding me of what truly matters: being a sicko peering through the window and laughing

First one to try to welcome that clammy diaper “to the resistance” is getting a pipe wrench to the mouth.

Optimus Prime broke down and cried on the set of "Transformers" (2007) due to the extensive use of green screen filming. He reportedly said, "This is not why I became an actor."

DO IT AND GRANT ME MY DODGEBALL OF PROPHECY

As an ideological matter it’s concerning and illegal and barbaric. But in terms of pure entertainment it’s going to be so awesome when Elon gets deported

Didn't this guy used to make food from TV shows?

David Boeing

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

walz and pritzker are the only two dems who can show their faces on this website at a time when every other dem is bitching at welcomefest that they're pelted with rocks and garbage everywhere they go, and i cannot wait to explain the reasons why to every appeaser who can't listen, wont, and cry.

i really do not see how it's difficult to choose between this guy and a guy who lied to congress about how many people died of covid in nursing homes under his watch and has been repeatedly accused of sexual harassment.

these guys have one idea and it’s “democrats should become republicans”

There's a south Montebello now?

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

Arnold phoning it in now to the point that he's pressing buttons on his own ebaumsworld soundboard for quotes, but at least he does seem to be saying it's Luigi Time.

shoutout to me and the high school homies trying to replicate Tom Cruise's cartwheel kick in the theater parking lot as soon as we were done with M:I-2

I very much believe that AI will soon allow us to create huge open worlds with activities to do and that they will be completely devoid of charm or wonder or compelling stories

ah oui, ils sont back in town, n’est pas?

It's a real curse on the Transformers community that the guy who does videos about all the new toys first can barely string a sentence together and uses so many pointless filler words. "You'll find that it does in fact tab in" No mate, what you mean is "it tabs in" And he does this ALL THE TIME

Every streaming service should have two categories for documentaries, “Documentaries” and “Okay, But, Like, Actual Documentaries”.

Picking up the Joss Whedon book and shaking my head so everyone in the giant Barnes and Noble knows I don't approve

I anticipate a lot of rallies in our future as hospitals pre-emptively stop providing trans care for all patients both child and adult alike.

Just saw your text from last night. Are you still defusing the bomb

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Sure would be funny if someone ripped that video, dubbed it, and then reuploaded it to their own channel...

Is Doctor Who bad now or are we just not teenagers anymore? The eternal question.

Netflix three-parting the last season of stranger things is so on brand for their genre stuff lately. Just do weekly, man

Paul Saladino is a nonpracticing psychiatrist who uses his MD to sell diet scams online. Some of the things he promotes include: not eating vegetables (he says all vegetables are toxic), not using soap to wash yourself, and using raw animal fat as sunscreen instead of sunscreen, just to name a few

They deleted it before I could get a proper screengrab so this’ll have to do. (Also, this is some truly sorryass shit)

Sometimes I’m annoyed that the Dems can’t come up with anything to beat the people running on “vote for me I’ll kill you”

in fiction i will fully buy into the idea that a grey box robot that made a sad-sounding beep is alive and conscious. when the same is asked of me in reality i am revolted. i desire to kick the dancing boston dynamics robots apart

It's impossible to overstate just how integral he was to shaping the identity of the show. He composed a frankly absurd amount of truly iconic music, but if I had to pick just one piece of his, I'd go with the ending theme so beautiful that the crew convinced Fox not to dub over it with ad-spiel.

Relatedly, if you live in Missouri and your animating political issue is immigration enforcement, you’re a moron. Just a moron, nothing else to it.