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Turns out they can do this without leveling an entire pediatric hospital or whatever. You learn something new every day. Wow!

Whole lot of people saying “she must resign” who should be saying “I am introducing articles of impeachment.”

It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage. Dems need to act like an opposition.

What’s this? They’re looking for PAID “ACTORS” to fill the seats of a certain June 14th event? Wouldn’t it be just awful if they couldn’t find the folks they need because of people spamming their contact address? I certainly wouldn’t/don’t recommend it! washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/wa...

if you give me a million dollars I could produce the greatest rap festival ever with just the contacts in my phone

rich men north of richmond was about his ex wife's divorce lawyer

When did Wheel of Fortune contestants get so congratulatory of each other? If I was on there I’d be cheering every Bankrupt and give a thumb and forefinger L to everyone when I got a puzzle right.

My relatives keep asking me how we're doing in the riots. I say, you mean the police riots? Cuz no one else is rioting.

you show signs of wanting to change the party for the better and they oust you, this party has learned absolutely nothing from 2016, from 2020, and from 2024 and never will

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

we gotta revert the trans tipping point and make cis people forget about us somehow

The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Funko Pops are a vile capitalist perversion of the universal human need to hold a tiny little guy

For decades public defenders have been saying that charges like “assaulting an officer” or “impeding an arrest” are almost always incredibly trumped up bullshit charges. Democratic elected officials never cared and always doubled down on their veneration of cops.

ACAB does not include firefighters and paramedics.

I love how every email from EDD just says "EDD MESSAGE ALERT, NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX" like it's some big emergency and every time it's just them saying "We withheld your income tax like you asked us to do" but also in all caps for some reason

Which city will earn their National Guard deployment next? Taking bets.

So why are protesters against ICE attacking Waymo’s in L.A.? @eltragon.bsky.social has some answers.

Current earworm is from the score of a movie but I can't figure out what it is and it's driving me insane

"protect and serve"

ME: is he always this quiet WIDOW: *sobs harder*

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

*gazes into the distance* I simultaneously believe that humans have been like this for millennia and that we stand at a uniquely stupid moment in history

The city of Glendale, in Los Angeles County, announced today that they're quitting an agreement with ICE thad allowed ICE to house its detainees at the Glendale police department. mynewsla.com/crime/2025/0...

She miss on my impossible till I'm finally reckoning

Cool since you don’t think your professors do jack shit I’m gonna save 200,000 dollars and just Google stuff

The weird, often whitewashed way the civil rights movement is taught (or not taught) seemed to convince a lot of people that nonviolence was met with nonviolence, instead of you know, dogs, hoses, beatings, death, etc

huh when the NYPD kettles people and prevents them from leaving I guess they just weren’t going home correctly

When the people you are protesting against show up, go home. This is how we win.

if you want change don’t do anything. never act. because if you act people might dislike you. i’m so smart

To be fair to those that cast him, Jared Leto may have had credible reports and rumors about strange to criminal behavior for years, but at least he has consistently been box office poison.

Sergeant! The weather here seems perfect for tactical grilling! I recommend mobilization of the boys and doing reconnaissance to establish a perimeter of some cold ones! Sir! Yes sir! I love spending time with you sir!

Still on that daredevil kick as it turns out

Is this bi erasure?

@katmabu.bsky.social on MSNBC

That’s actually super insensitive of you to say. My father died on a hill.

Counterpoint:

"Dems should reach out to Elon" oh okay, disregarding all of your opinions forever now.

lol

Very niche complaint but I feel like I should be able to watch any YouTube videos I've uploaded when I'm logged in, even if they're set to premiere at a later date