underscorezeus.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

government-sponsored media:

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

Don't think I've ever seen someone in an old navy commercial that's older than 15 or younger than 40

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Today I learned tanks are pretty squeaky

submitted 8 hours ago • 14 comments

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

This is the knife trick in TLJ all over again: an inconsequential VFX mistake (that I'm not even convinced is a mistake) that very annoying people who are already determined to hate the movie will be blow up to claim it makes the whole thing unwatchable

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Couple things I learned today: - Seniors are extremely fired up about this - "Fuck ICE" is a normie position now - People are MASSIVELY pissed off about Sen. Padilla being wrestled to the ground in LA - We all we got, we all we need

submitted 10 hours ago • 366 comments

The Washington ̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ Soft

submitted 9 hours ago • 85 comments

The funniest thing here would be Trump firing Hesgeth because the parade was so terrible.

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

submitted 17 hours ago • 349 comments

Just ran across a whole thread of Democrats cheering the ouster of David Hogg and saying they should just cut the leftist wing of the party loose. Please do! I want to watch you decrepit old scum get your shit rocked extra-hard in an election.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

this image of the FBI at the orders of the state to arrest an elected politician for just asking the DHS secretary a question needs to be spread for the next 4 years when talking about the fascism of this administration

submitted 2 days ago • 50 comments

Can someone forge me some brass knuckles that just say "Sockem" on one and "Boppers" on the other okay thanks.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Whole lot of people saying “she must resign” who should be saying “I am introducing articles of impeachment.”

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage. Dems need to act like an opposition.

submitted 2 days ago • 829 comments

What’s this? They’re looking for PAID “ACTORS” to fill the seats of a certain June 14th event? Wouldn’t it be just awful if they couldn’t find the folks they need because of people spamming their contact address? I certainly wouldn’t/don’t recommend it! washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/wa...

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

if you give me a million dollars I could produce the greatest rap festival ever with just the contacts in my phone

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

rich men north of richmond was about his ex wife's divorce lawyer

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

When did Wheel of Fortune contestants get so congratulatory of each other? If I was on there I’d be cheering every Bankrupt and give a thumb and forefinger L to everyone when I got a puzzle right.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

My relatives keep asking me how we're doing in the riots. I say, you mean the police riots? Cuz no one else is rioting.

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

you show signs of wanting to change the party for the better and they oust you, this party has learned absolutely nothing from 2016, from 2020, and from 2024 and never will

submitted 3 days ago • 185 comments

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

submitted 3 days ago • 289 comments

we gotta revert the trans tipping point and make cis people forget about us somehow

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily

submitted 3 days ago • 270 comments

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

submitted 3 days ago • 595 comments

Funko Pops are a vile capitalist perversion of the universal human need to hold a tiny little guy

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

For decades public defenders have been saying that charges like “assaulting an officer” or “impeding an arrest” are almost always incredibly trumped up bullshit charges. Democratic elected officials never cared and always doubled down on their veneration of cops.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

ACAB does not include firefighters and paramedics.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I love how every email from EDD just says "EDD MESSAGE ALERT, NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX" like it's some big emergency and every time it's just them saying "We withheld your income tax like you asked us to do" but also in all caps for some reason

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Which city will earn their National Guard deployment next? Taking bets.

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

So why are protesters against ICE attacking Waymo’s in L.A.? @eltragon.bsky.social has some answers.

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

Current earworm is from the score of a movie but I can't figure out what it is and it's driving me insane

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

"protect and serve"

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments

ME: is he always this quiet WIDOW: sobs harder

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

submitted 6 days ago • 381 comments

gazes into the distance I simultaneously believe that humans have been like this for millennia and that we stand at a uniquely stupid moment in history

submitted 6 days ago • 30 comments

The city of Glendale, in Los Angeles County, announced today that they're quitting an agreement with ICE thad allowed ICE to house its detainees at the Glendale police department. mynewsla.com/crime/2025/0...

submitted 6 days ago • 256 comments

She miss on my impossible till I'm finally reckoning

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Cool since you don’t think your professors do jack shit I’m gonna save 200,000 dollars and just Google stuff

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

The weird, often whitewashed way the civil rights movement is taught (or not taught) seemed to convince a lot of people that nonviolence was met with nonviolence, instead of you know, dogs, hoses, beatings, death, etc

submitted 6 days ago • 309 comments

huh when the NYPD kettles people and prevents them from leaving I guess they just weren’t going home correctly

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

When the people you are protesting against show up, go home. This is how we win.

submitted 6 days ago • 98 comments