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33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3. pfp: @midearthling.bsky.social. header: @panodtortur.bsky.social. 18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below. https://linktr.ee/unfunpleasures
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went in for one vaccine (gardisil) and left with two (including tdap). i’ve barely slept, eaten, or drank water in four days and i’m about to start my period. surely this can only go well for me.

submitted 31 minutes ago • 1 comment

they made it hella ugly, but if any of y’all are secretly rich and wanna buy my old punk house (the one the revenge in ask a punk is based on), uhhh, lemme know. i’m down to move back and give it some personality again.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

looking at my calendar and realizing that next weekend is the fourth of july and therefore a three day weekend and i have zero plans for the first time in weeks and dropping to my knees in tears of relief

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

House update: Our house got robbed. The asbestos abatement crew went to the house and caught the robbers in the act and got arrested, and we have a police report number, but that's all we know as of this moment. We don't know what was taken, but I'm sharing this again for more help.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Hello Everyone! Let's distract ourselves from *gestures broadly* by reading some books and winning some badges and maybe prizes! See this 🧵 for how to join the club! +

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

i remain, as ever, obsessed with nathan

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

i almost backed out of going to the anniversary party i’d been invited to tonight, but i went and got to hang out in the foothills and see old food not bombs crew from close to a decade ago and laugh and reminisce and it was lovely; however, i’m now wide awake at 2:30 am.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

oh no, i’ve missed so much and i don’t have time to catch up yet

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

if this man doesn’t get impeached for real this time…

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

man, i’m really not good today, buds.

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

i’d love it if i could ever say anything without feeling like i need to overexplain myself or walk into traffic but i think i’m just gonna fuck off for a bit

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psssst: you can write whatever pairings and backstories in your fics that you want, regardless of what anyone involved with the show says.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i have a meeting this afternoon and then an anniversary party for some old friends tonight and then, as soon as i get home from that, i intend to do absolutely nothing all sunday long because good lord, i am wrung out.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

god bless the onlyposts feed for making my morning catch-up scroll easier since there’s so much going on this weekend

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

June 20, 1980 🎂 #80s #80smovies #bluesbrothersmovie

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

comparison is the thief of joy, yes, but until i finally hide kudos on ao3, i really have no choice but to make my own life worse

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

hanging out with normal people for the past few days like, “they don’t know i’m still hyperfixated on our flag means death.” (they do.)

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The pirate daddy and his children 🏴‍☠️❤️‍🩹 (from paultergeist. be on insta)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hi hi hi, here's ch7 of Blood Gets Realer!!! Thanks so much for sticking with me through the long waits and erratic posting schedule, you guys are the best archiveofourown.org/works/552530...

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments