unfunpleasures.bsky.social
33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.
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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.
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i have to create a whole soap opera backstory now lol
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impossible is the best. beyond was good when it was the best we had, but i’m grateful to never have to have that funk stuck in my house ever again.
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damn, this is perfect
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i was already writing little bits in my head earlier. yesterday i was thinking, “oh, man, i’m almost done writing jamestown ferry; what if i never get another idea again?” and then this happened
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i grew up on guiding light, general hospital, and one life to live— this shit is integral to who i am as a person lol
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between this and this other fairly recent news story, it's hard to believe the central valley is a real place, and this is just one small town lol.
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ooh, that makes sense!
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she's deeply invested in him not fucking this up (for her lol)
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it's not easy! i'm also not sure how people get ideas when they're not driving. granted, i should be paying more attention to the road than my blorbo thoughts, but 🤷
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thank you! this is the best idea i've had in a long time that had nothing to do with a 40+ year old song lol
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he'll always be her teddy bear 🧡
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she's gonna lose her mind. it's gonna be mortifying.
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it's more hallmark than i usually go for, but i'm afraid i'm attached even though i've only been thinking about it for an hour or two
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yummmm
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🫂🧡
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it hurts so good lol. i normally do fine if i'm not already injured, but i'm not faring very well this week. i keep discovering all sorts of cuts and stuff on my fingers and lips and it's not very much fun.
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ooooh, i’ll see what i can do!
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a friend is gonna be housesitting in east oakland in mid-july (i think— she’s doing a couple weeks between there and el cerrito and i can’t remember which is first), so i’m gonna definitely try to go up while she’s there and will for suuuure let you know if i do! i miss you 🧡
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me, too!!! i might even be able to make it up for one. i’d love to go drink coffee and watch the drag king show with a bunch of gay people
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i just saw that mother tongue was doing a watch party and i so wish i was up there
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i'd like one, if you wouldn't mind!
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i’m very glad you were able to get it taken care of quickly and get yourself protected for the future!
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hell yeah for advocating for yourself! the guy who administered mine was also, like, “this isn’t for school or anything? just for you? good for you!”
i’m definitely in an age group where a lot of us missed it and it seems like a no-brainer to just catch up anyway.
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what a coincidence— i love you! 🧡
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ooooh, i love this
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i haaaaate to hear this! i’m so sorry, friend.
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i think about this often, tbh
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see you there
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oh, for sure, but there’s no way people can keep letting this shit slide
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thank you. 🧡 i don’t have work or plans or obligations tomorrow and i think i really need that.
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🥹🫶🏻 i love you, friend
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you’re so real for this. this is exactly how my brain works, too.
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if you’re referring to my post, i’m definitely not telling bisexuals not to be stoked (and i am one, tbh), i’m saying if that’s not for you, do whatever you like