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New comic for Pellicle on what makes a pub great. Spent ages on this one. Lotsa drawings of pints and pubs. Give it a read if you can: www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/2/...

The Pope believes aliens are Buddhist, says Trump Zendaya covets the amulet of Myshar, says Trump Falcons dream about Chevrolets, says Trump

Thursday! What a concept!

“Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.” - George Orwell @mrjamesob.bsky.social

I feel like I know my Bluesky audience pretty well, but just in case some of you have (gasp!) never seen Casablanca and therefore never had the heartsplitting experience of watching a bunch of real life European refugees stand up and drown out fake Nazis by singing the Marseillaise go fix that soon.

Hands up who knew there was a 'mild' kidney failure option?

Pope Francis battling mild kidney failure but eating and resting well, say doctors

Just finished A Crack In Everything by @marcuschown.bsky.social . Outstanding all the way through, but the last chapter is a genuine tour-de-force. Top-shelf popular science.

MY GIRL MY GIRL DON'T LIE TO ME TELL ME

Next week: Amazon buys the rights for that girl you kissed one time at the school dance and vows to leverage the IP in new and exciting ways.

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

This is the best bit of writing about ...everything... that I've seen so far. Really good.

Open Mic returns this Thursday (20th). Free. Easy.

This shit doesn’t happen in France and I’ll tell you why: the rich went too far once and they cut all their heads off and now, when those in power fuck workers over, the French stop working. Don’t forget your real power Americans. They don’t let you have unions for a reason.

“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.” Albert Camus

WSJ tops Page One with its piece about Amazon — “a company that prides itself on frugality” — bidding $40m for Melaina’s doc, “nearly three times the next-closest offer,” after dinner with Bezos. $AMZN

If you sit on a train watching videos without headphones, everyone in the carriage - without exception - thinks you're a complete bellend.

Outlawing the ability to store energy is probably my favourite.

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m starting to think the only thing that kept the planes from crashing before was diversity.

Gender is such an immutable, natural binary that we have to enforce it with the full power of the state.

Absolutely terrifying seeing this stuff happen in real time.

I try not to get too angry about co-commentators, but Lee Fucking Dixon, I swear.

Now that's a headline pun

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...

Having Trump tell us that all (previously enacted policies) must conform to his views or be eliminated by presidential fiat is fascist.

He makes himself big

Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

Sermon Göring. We are building something good on this app guys.