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This sociopath destroyed countless lives and made life worse for millions of Americans, sneering at them as he indulged his narcissistic impulsivity. But now he has feelings. What are they and will he feel better soon? We asked in a six-part series. Today in the New York Times

submitted 9 days ago • 124 comments

You guys. I don't think anyone's coming to save us.

submitted 126 days ago • 99 comments

Motown implies the exsistence of Larrytown & Curlytown

submitted 38 days ago • 8 comments

The most brutal “yo momma” insults from around the world: 5. Your mother married a reindeer (Finland) 4. Your mother is a big turtle (China) 3. Your mother is so small her head smells of feet (France) 2. Your mother drinks tap water in Adelaide (Australia) 1. Your mother’s navel is an outie (Japan)

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments

Trump administration rolls out "No Child Taught a Fact" initiative

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I have invented a new fish, it is 50% better, I call it the threena

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans Decry Multi-Cellular Life as Collectivist

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Long-shot prediction of the week: a proposal will be floated to make Donald Trump the next Pope

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Life is like a box of chocolates, with each one bitten into and put back into the box.

submitted 99 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

first as tragedy, then as a new thing i’m calling “tragedy II”

submitted 103 days ago • 9 comments

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

submitted 131 days ago • 427 comments

submitted 134 days ago • 149 comments

Looking forward to the excursion to Mount Fuck-the-Eskimos on my upcoming Alaska cruise

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

If I was in a pickle, I’d just eat my way out.

submitted 140 days ago • 15 comments

Exclusive footage from the Gaza ceasefire negotiations

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

People obsessed with population growth focus on the benefits of having more smart people, while ignoring the inevitability of more more dumb people.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to report that it seems many of you are Bad.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I want a do-over

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Oh the people outside are frightful

submitted 168 days ago • 15 comments

Christmas makes me glad they crucified Christ

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Make like a tree and fall where no one can hear you

submitted 172 days ago • 3 comments

Babe our love is like sedimentary rock in that it was formed through a process of settling

submitted 177 days ago • 8 comments