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I will vote for any politician that promises to ban gas powered leaf blowers
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it's either 2 guys with 2 hours or 40 guys in a few minutes but either way there was zero security. I wouldn't be surprised if they're hoping the cars get torched so they can get the insurance payout
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good
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I was shocked to see him. Had no idea.
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replace zombies with backwoods nazis and I'm actually terrified
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I'm so sorry man
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we all saw BME Pain Olympics
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those already exist and lemme tell you I'm a Tinder 4 but a HerpesDate 10
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well now it's gonna get purchased by the government and set on fire
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Thiccc boy
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That's my secret ingredient in so many things: Bolognese, chili, camarones al Diablo, sloppy joes
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It was sublime, of course. I'm unconventional in that I eat them off the cart as I roll around
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I had a Costco slice and dog for the first time in years yesterday
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All girlfriends are lifeguards
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Aww I was on my way
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I don't know how I got the impression you're Canadian
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And I ate it
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It is literally my job to know what a qubit is and I don't either
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I love that spot!
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Someone else said Bari Weiss and that's actually more probable but I don't think as funny
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not only is it the funniest, it's the most plausible
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I went from car shopping 2 months ago to stopping buying burritos out