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Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, I'm the Charlie Browniest. My only echo chamber of outrage.
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Dolly Parton - "9 to 5 (isolated typewriter track)"

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He laid off thousands of employees because of his ego, then later re-opened his company using outsourced labor while the town that relied on him starved?! Willy Wonka was an asshole

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Nosferatu dares to ask the question: what if vampires weren’t hot?

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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

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Growing up, I imagined the future would be a lot more holograms and hoverboards, and a lot less polio and Nazis.

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

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Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

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Stop wasting your energy having "gotcha" moments with right-wingers. Seriously. They don't give a fuck.

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The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things

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Old enough to remember a time when a president could be deemed unfit for simply lying about a beej

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Breweries are just bars for people who love drinking around off-leash dogs and toddlers

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Allegory alert!

submitted 17 days ago • 221 comments

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

submitted 17 days ago • 44 comments

Gonna just take a sip of my coffee as I log in to see if all those calls/emails to #StopRFK paid off...

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We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.

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Fuck Google

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Do not talk to me until I've had my coffee, gone for a run, found the path to living without harm, and passed away peacefully in the sunshine of my garden.

submitted 20 days ago • 26 comments

If you rely on a paycheck to make a monthly mortgage payment on a tract house, or to pay off a jetski, or a family cruise package to the Bahamas, we are most definitely NOT referring to you when we say, "eat the rich." So relax, people named Ben and Mandy.

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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 25 days ago • 170 comments

Ahh yes, what is going to outrage me today on this completely free social media app that I voluntarily come to...

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Commercials for History Channel reality shows are always like: on the next Septic Tank Cowboys: "We're pumping out the tank right no-WHAT WAS THAT?! Did you hear that?! Aww [bleep]!"

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I don’t know about y’all, but I’m starting to think the only thing that kept the planes from crashing before was diversity.

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Someday, someone will go down in history as the first Dasher to show up dead in the back seat of a self-driving car with a food order. I think about this often.

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government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

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I wanna live in the alternate universe where Baron Munchausen and Hudson Hawk have been rebooted as many times as Batman and Spider-Man #cinema

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The Venn diagram of people who put their bare feet up on the dash, and people who listen to Morgan Wallen is a perfect circle

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They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic

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