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He is shittier. This thread is marred by this fuckin' enabler take and you should feel horrible.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, honey. Bless your heart.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You won't get another 50. Start learning now.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

LET HIM OUT

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

The peace that comes from cutting abusive people out of your life is well worth being the villain in their story. And they'll make you the villain if you stay anyway. They need you to deserve abuse to justify themselves.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 29 days ago • 938 comments

How I arrived on Bluesky

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

*points to the sign*

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

submitted 33 days ago • 297 comments

She's taking The Substance.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Mug check

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, it's cold in the Midwest!? I didn't notice.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Being 6’2” sucks cuz like… maybe I want to be the short one in the relationship. 🤨 Where or when am I ever gonna find a 6’11” gay man?

submitted 124 days ago • 11 comments

I love when professionals drop the veneer in public. Let's talk about sneaking off to a dispensary while on a work trip and pets. Not GrOwTh MiNdSeT.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist

submitted 35 days ago • 100 comments

I miss her sm.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

"Only men and women" Disrespectfully,

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

We're expected to be data-driven but they keep changing how the data works and we also know there's precedent for them juicing the numbers so what does data-driven even mean at this point.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Forever reliving Rally's/Checker's RapCat fever dream.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Quest giver: Can you defeat this monster for me? You look like you can handle yourself. My level 1 character with a pot lid as a shield and an old stick for a weapon: Yeah sure.

submitted 38 days ago • 14 comments

Just fixed my manual can opener and now I'm afraid I can do anything.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

22k followers. Spreads misinformation and thinks 77M is 50% of 339M. ☠️☠️☠️

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

If you think any of my posts are late - that's okay. I'm really not trying to dial into scope creeped fascism. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really tired of hearing anyone say we were in a great place economically. The majority of people aren't and weren't. Rich people are and were. In perpetuity. We need a class war.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Looking at Demitri's' design today... v homosexual. 10/10.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Embracing my inner web.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Quote with your first anime (unless Pokémon or Digimon count)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

A Day To Remember - You Had Me At Hello Very mellow. Kinda cute. Wouldn't interrupt my workday or my mood. Anything exciting or bombastic would hedge its bets on my downfall.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I'm drinking AMA. (Kidding, I don't have enough followers for this shit)

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

Cleveland goes hard.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

The D4 devs amping up Shadow Clone as if it shouldn't have worked that way from the beginning. If you're gamers, how are you this short-sighted?

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Annie Murphy has declined to perform 'A Little Bit Alexis' for Trump's 2025 inauguration, The National Inquirer reports.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

We need Lady Raven to get us out of this US fascism.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments