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Hold up... based?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

If hindsight is 20:20 why is everybody bad at history?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Why the fuck didn't I buy the Chun Li Ovaltine flavored popcorn?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

It's incredibly deranged how many times people will come up with nonsense math equations to pretend to be objective in these lazy tier lists. Bro it's a ranking. The fuck is objectivity? Just stfu n' express an opinion. I can glance at metacritic/rt on my own. I don't need to be spoonfed public data

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Got a new coworker named Jazzleen and I had to explain to them why I impulsively called them BebopCoughSyrup

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

mf just learned about the moon lmao

submitted 72 days ago • 17 comments

You could have all just gotten real jobs like fry cook but instead the only cooking you decided to do is the cooking hot garbage for your dork overlords. Stop being little goblin people.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Hey you. Yes you, you little shit. Sign this petition. chng.it/F6DfcGVBsH

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

How the hell are all these weirdo accounts following me with no mutuals? How do they even find my dang account? I'm only on one list and it's Skunkdorks Bad Vibes list

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

This game is good. Play this game.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

The more things change the more they stay the same

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

Holy shit. Sonic the hedgehog is stored in your balls? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_h...

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

The number of Palestinian children murdered in the Gaza Genocide by the Biden/Harris administration. 27 more were confirmed killed today.

submitted 109 days ago • 3 comments