unrealclock.bsky.social
If I follow you it's cuz you're funny
tick/tock
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The Slonk got you good
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This is a joke
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I think I've made it perfectly clear
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Does it even show up if you haven't enabled adult games?
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No ring. Inaccurate.
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I legitimately think about this quote all the time since that special came out.
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I don't know. I have wanted nothing more than to figure out who the fuck Mhawk10 (previously MikeHawk10) is for years. If this gets me there I'm all in. Arrest that man immediately.
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Sounds cucked ngl
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I ate a Baconator after being vegetarian for several years right when discovering weed and peer pressure. So I say it's valid.
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We get it you jerk off to charts
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Is that a different kind of spaghetti?
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Seems kind of ableist to have a button that says Mute #ProudRetard
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It's more an action spy comedy that happens to have a baby than anything
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Isn't fascism just kind of a fluid response to rising popular left sentiments? If that's the definition we are using who cares death to Amerikkka or whatever. States are bad.
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They should come up with a flavor that gets worse the higher you are
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Glassesless
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All right there morty
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Glasses? #NotMyTucci
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Are you victim blaming rn Salty?
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The ability to summon people to argue with on demand sounds pretty nice tbh.
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Have you tried diving into an empty dumpster headfirst?
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personally i would just try not to have so many bad ideas in the first place, but i’m just built different
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They're not wrong
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No it's Bulleit :/
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I think my answer stays the same regardless
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Why does there even have to be a difference?
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the 5 words that ensure the success of any venture: 'low and slow, reverse sear.'
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How are you always cooking so hard? You must really be grill pilled after all
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You don't even get half off ;w;
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Wait a second you don't use real dollars that's like Olive Garden prices
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Upgrading the sugar pills and holding on for dear life to the good book.
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Based?
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Is this the fabled second definition of hobosexual
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Something something all the eggs in one basket